Point of No Return is a parody experience disguised as an Early Access release. You are trapped inside a malfunctioning game to gaze in horror at the scariest thing of all: THE CURRENT YEAR! The video game industry has reached the point of no return...
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Nota: i giochi in accesso anticipato non sono completi e potrebbero subire modifiche in futuro, oppure rimanere incompleti. Se non vuoi giocare a questo gioco nel suo stato attuale, ti conviene aspettare per vedere se sarà sviluppato ulteriormente. Altre informazioni

Cosa dicono gli sviluppatori:

Perché l'accesso anticipato?

“All the cool kids are doing it

Early Access is the perfect platform to enhance the player's worst nightmare experience”

Per quanto tempo questo gioco rimarrà in accesso anticipato?

“Slightly longer than your most memorable performance

Yeah, that time

We hope to escape leave Early Access by Winter 2020

Psst. Yes, you there. Can you keep a secret?

Yes? Absolutely ace!

Now that the fuzz is gone, the real plan is to have our brains planted into some cracking cyborgs and use our new mind powers to reveal Point of No Return's final form on November 19, 3333”

Quali saranno le differenze fra la versione completa e quella in accesso anticipato?

“It will end up significantly worse than it was when we sort of cared, the player base will dwindle down until there’s no point in keeping the lights on, the always online DRM servers for this multi single player game will shut down permanently, joining the mountains of forgotten trash, and all the time you wasted will never come back - a perfect 5/7

Like most unfinished games, you get what you keep paying for. Barely any new content will be added, actual bugs that aren't considered "features" may or may not be addressed, and worthwhile updates will be few and far between. If it makes it any better, you could just think of this as a "survival game", and as such it will also probably never leave Early Access.”

Qual è lo stato attuale della versione in accesso anticipato?

“It’s absolutely terrible but you can help make it even worse

Enjoy approximately thirty wondrous days hours minutes of mediocre jokes and one-dimensional gameplay designed by a group of idiotically idealistic individuals we’ll just refer to as imbeciles from now on for brevity”

Il prezzo del gioco varierà durante e dopo l'accesso anticipato?

“‘What matters to us is the player’s wallet experience’™ - imbeciles

A couple cents from a fellow pleb vs. the entire life savings of an addicted whale - either way, we’ll gladly take accept your money

The price is the price and probably won't increase change too much at all. If you really want to spend more dosh consider some of our dumb delightful Day 1 DLC, which mostly includes the stuff that should've been included in the base game, but you know, money.”

Come pensi di coinvolgere la Comunità durante il processo di sviluppo?

“Your valuable feedback is immensely appreciated and will be thrown out assorted accordingly. If you discover any bugs, please let us know on the forums so we can make them unfathomably worse just for you.”
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Show your loyalty and get "early access to Early Access" by pre-ordering without actually seeing anything real about the pre-alpha build! Enjoy some useless tat to make you regret your blind purchasing decision less.

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Informazioni sul gioco



Point of No Return is a parody experience disguised as an Early Access release. You are trapped inside a malfunctioning game to gaze in horror at the scariest thing of all: THE CURRENT YEAR! The video game industry has reached the point of no return...



  • User-Centered Experiment-ence
  • Mediocre Jokes
  • Art Provided By Our Least-Skilled "MS Paint Auteur"
  • Designed By imbeciles Without The
  • H U M A N
  • E L E M E N T



Wait a second! You don't just want to watch someone else play through by this point?

You really want to play Point of No Return?



The world is really getting scarier every day...

Well, what are you waiting for? Hope you enjoy the game, weirdo.

Requisiti di sistema

    Minimi:
    • Sistema operativo: TI83
    • Processore: Toaster
    • Memoria: 1 MB di RAM
    • Scheda video: Potato
    • Memoria: 69 MB di spazio disponibile
    • Scheda audio: A lightly chewed stick of gum will add the right ambiance to our royalty-free sfx and original tracks by a master 'poser
    • Note aggiuntive: Is your computer an actual toaster powered by a potato? You should probably sort that out before playing this game. It might work properly on a particularly brave little toaster but no pinky promises
    Consigliati:
    • Sistema operativo: Windows 9
    • Processore: Triacontadi-cored CPUs should suffice for this absolute beast of a game
    • Memoria: 9 GB di RAM
    • Scheda video: 4-way SLI NVIDIA TITAN V just in case, you know
    • Memoria: 420 MB di spazio disponibile
    • Scheda audio: Sound Card That Adds A Slight Distortion Making Everything Sound Like An Annoyingly Windy Day Might Be A Slight Improvement
    • Note aggiuntive: Why are you still reading this? Seriously, this is just a simple indie game that should run on practically anything remotely recent. If it for some reason doesn't run properly please let us know so we can be confused, then pretend we understand computers for a bit before ultimately giving up, and just offering you a refund.

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