Learn how to use the correct bog in this fast paced bog simulator that features a princess, a bog-lord and a lack of pants.
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Feb 19, 2018
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About This Game

3 Game Modes!
  • Story Mode - A short but also desperately lacking story where the object is to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord.
  • Turdurance Mode - How long can you hold it in with increasingly hard to find bogs ?
  • Tribog Mode - Become a Bog-Lord! They need to use the bog too. Match your ever changing character to their rightful bog.

5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!

6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!

Other Features
  • Two shades of brown.
  • A Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord (but not at the same time).
  • An annoyingly addictive sound track.
  • One shade of brown is rather sickly.
  • Impressive buzz words such as 'Golden Wipe' and 'Spice Turd'.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
    • Processor: 2GHz
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 256MB
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 30 MB available space

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