"Mordant, genuinely funny British satire is in short supply these days, but this is the real deal." - The Guardian. An action-packed side-scrolling run'n'gun that's definitely not for children. A few hours of funny for less than a round of beers (or two coffees at Starbucks, if that's more your thing).
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Positive (29 reviews) - 89% of the 29 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: May 19, 2016

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May 25

A Wild Patch Appeared

In response to the feedback we've been receiving, we've made a few fixes

Update Includes:
  • Ice Cream Van health nerfed
  • Tutorial now skippable
  • Save/Load Bug FIXED

    We love hearing what you guys think about the game, so keep it coming. Apart from you Tim, noone cares what you think.

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May 24

Patch the Second!

In a feat of stamina worthy of Ron Jeremy, we bring you yet another patch.

Update includes:
  • Achievement Fixed: Splash
  • Achievement Fixed: Oh boy, a friend!
  • Screenshots now work!
  • Crashing in the Church Basement issues resolved.

    We'd like to thank all of the steam users who've reported issues, we really appreciate them and apologise for any inconvenience.

    If you have any save files that you can't load, please email them to us at:
    jay@notgames.co.uk and we'll manually fix them and send them back

    Peace and love <3

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“Mordant, genuinely funny British satire is in short supply these days, but this is the real deal.”
The Guardian

“This one actually has some odd form of talent behind it. An actual bit of thinking behind the humour.”
Jim Sterling

“This studio could really do some entertaining, interesting stuff.”
Jim Sterling

About This Game

War. War is Hell. A special Hell. A special warry death hell.

You are Private Suds Sudzington Jr and you find yourself dropped arse-firstwards into this Hell. Warry warry death Hell. Behind enemy lines. Fighting to survive. A war.

From the team behind NotGTAV, comes a delightfully British romp through the quaint village of St. Bumley on the Taint.

Lovingly cartooned, poorly voiced and funnier than Donald Trump's foreign policy.


  • Hilariously Irreverent Campaign
  • Splitscreen Zombie Survival
  • Collectible Intel
  • Trading Cards
  • Full Controller Support

Coming Soon:

  • Co-op Campaign
  • Steam Stats and Leaderboards
  • Multilanguage Support

Coming Soon

System Requirements

    • OS: Microsoft® Windows® 7/10
    • Processor: Intel Celeron 2.16 Ghz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Supports Microsoft® Xbox 360 controller
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104 of 146 people (71%) found this review helpful
66 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
Better then the real CoD games
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18 of 18 people (100%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 9
War... War never changes.
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20 of 29 people (69%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
17.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 23
That moment when you get more fun from a parody of a game which looks nothing like the game its trying to parody,
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22 of 36 people (61%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: May 25
Product received for free
(This review spoils small certain things)
(Which the game spoils itself at its disclaimer when it starts)

I wish Steam had a "Draw" or something option when it comes to rating certain games.

I sadly did not enjoy the game since its humour did not get a kick out of me. And if you won't find this game funny, unfortunately there is nothing much else in here, its humour is the main selling feature, and unfortunately I did not find the style of humour that is used here funny.

Let it be known that not at one point I was offended or any of the sort, my feelings were never hurt, the game just simply didn't make me laugh and annoyed me sadly more than anything else, I never found the "every sound effect even soundtrack is made by mouth" thing. It gets annoying quite quickly, at least to me. Enemies repeat a lot of the same lines and over and over again when you kill them, and some have the same death lines every time they die, if they come in groups this can become particularly annoying (Especially the ghosts).

I also encountered some technical issues, at the "park" level, after the world war level that is. The mini-games crashed my game after they ended (Mini-game where you shoot kids for example) so I started avoiding these since they crashed my game and forced me to start a level from the beginning.

So, what kind of humour is the game going for? I hear it is a parody of Call of Duty, that is its intention. Yet the way it's done does not seem to be such, there are some ♥♥♥♥-takes at how Call of Duty potrays certain situations and comments there and there, but some of the jokes are almost completely unrelated to the game it claims to parody. Most of the jokes don't really play off Call of Duty and seem to rely more on being as random as possible and throwing the player into random goofy situations, sadlly soon the player can start epxecting what will come next.

The game is very loud and constantly spams player with various voice lines, from enemies to various characters in the game, there isn't much moment of silence, if any, which eventually makes the experience tiring

The charm of the humour to me weared off around the time the tutorial ended. Like most parodies it's hit and miss, sadly to me it was mostly a miss, as the game spams the player with a lot of noise and silly voices, one could get a PTSD flashback to the "Scary Movies" (It never gets THAT bad) which get annoying quickly and stop being funny. Some gags go on for too long yet never go quite anywhere, for example there is a comrade on your squad that is introduced in the beginning that is needed in the team because he opens doors, this is obviously a reference to the COD's scripted sequences where AI would constantly open the door for the player rather than player himself, yet it never goes quite anywhere and the gag never develops into anything. It just suddenly vanishes without giving a proper punch.
(I could be wrong, maybe the gag will return with its punch like at the end or something?)

The gameplay sadly is even worse, there are some interesting ideas there and there, but tehre are parts that are quite lazy, like when you were told to destroy "Salties" which essentially are huge "salt" vehicles shooting rockets at you, you are given a rocket launcher and are told to, well, obviously kill them. This part of the game goes on for far too long to the point it stops being fun and you wish to move on to something else, the enemies that are presented here are not even slightly fun to battle. It doesn't help that the trails of smoke behind the rockets obsecure the rockets themselves pretty well, and you have to dodge these rockets, which can be pretty annoying since the before mentioned smoke makes them very hard to see.

What's even worse is that after you die, the smoke these rockets left behind them don't dissapear, this means that the screen is covered in even more and more smoke from these rockets and it becomes a huge cluster ♥♥♥♥. This is another example of the game having certain technical issues, another one comes to mind with snipping nuns, where the player is tasked to kill them, sometimes they would dissapear out of the windows and re-appear, I am not sure if this was intentional, if this meant they are "hiding" or if this is some kind of error, I honestly could not tell.

The weapons are unsatisfying and not fun to use, you might argue that I am going towards the gameplay too much and excuse it as a "parody" I do not believe that you can excuse flaws in a game play just because it is a parody.

Parody should not excuse poor quality of anything. And the gun play here is anything but fun, it's slow, some weapons are almost worthl-ess, the weapons the nuns drop are essentially one hit kill, I believe. The problem is that the projectile is slow, VERY slow. Taking forever to reach its target, I am not sure if that is the joke.

So should you get this game? Well, watch the trailers, watch some gameplay videos, if the humour seems appealing to you, I guess go for it. I am not sure even a person wh o would genuinelly like the humour wouldn't get tired of it after a while as the game goes along.

Nevertheless, I wish the developers who made this game a good luck in their next projects, as this is a big improvement from NotGTAV. Even if I don't find it funny, I find it quite charming. And in the end.

TL:DR: You have to find the humour here funny to like the game as the gameplay cannot hold it alone, sound design is annoying, there are some technical issues which will probably be fixed as time goes on..
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
British army simulator
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23 of 41 people (56%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 21
Hilarious game! A bit like being in an episode of South Park. I never expected to kill both Hitler and the Dalai Lama before breakfast. Lots of brilliantly funny details. And I really like the human soundtrack! I don't play a lot of games but a friend recommended this one and I'm very glad they did. The low tech graphics for a parody of Call of Duty made me laugh too.
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10 of 16 people (63%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
So Dam Funny! This Game Is A Must Own Now Too Good..
Too Pass Up!!
Keep Up The Good Work Guys!!!!!!!
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
not GTAv is more experimental . That is too conventional in terms of gameplay but it is funny
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 10
if you like snarky british satire you will LOVE this game NotGames return to bring you a hillarious parody of the call of duty series in their trademark comedy style which will not disappoint at all
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8 of 16 people (50%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 22
Best options menu of any FPS I've played.
Detailed in-game stats for everything.
Very proper sound track and voice acting.
Tutorial based on actual bootcamp training.
Contains actual gameplay and everything.

No custom weapons skins.
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1.8 hrs
Posted: August 11
Good old fashion offensive British banter right here. Well worth your hard earned pennies.
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Fish Gutts
6.4 hrs
Posted: June 28
The artstyle reminds me of Peppa Pig.
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14.7 hrs
Posted: June 25
whenever i try to open the game, this pops up.

action number 1
of create event
for object obj_GAMEINIT:

Data structure with index does not exist.
at gml_Script_scr_diskmasterload
stack frame is
gml_Script_scr_diskmasterload (line 0)

i cant even open the game. please fix it.
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1.1 hrs
Posted: June 6
don't get me wrong I love it but it is bloody impossible whoever fugured this game was a smart move is a serious c*nt i'm looking at you kennith
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David Mitchell
2.7 hrs
Posted: May 28
I've been waiting so long for this game to come out, And it sure as hell was worth the wait... though the fight against Murdoch needs to be nerfed a bit in my opinion. He has way too much health and it takes so bloody long. Overall this game is a whole lot more enjoyable, witty, original, and controversial than the COD games. I LOVE IT! 10/10
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