A Ridiculous local 1v1muliplayer Insult Simulator for two!
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Very Positive (27 reviews) - 92% of the 27 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (885 reviews) - 90% of the 885 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Dec 21, 2015

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August 11

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator - the remake you asked for!



This parrot is back from the dead to announce the remake that has everything you asked for. All right, maybe not everything, but it has some exquisite additions that were mentioned a lot on our forum and in social media.

  • Your mother has an online multiplayer mode!
  • This parrot plays with CPU, Sir!
  • Those 5 unique characters smell of elderberries!
  • The bad VO is no more and the new voices are much better!
  • This place is one of 4 animated locations, and I have proof!
  • Your hamster and some dog use new advanced mechanics, mate!
Have a look on the game's Steam page and make sure you add it to your wish list. It will be available soon and even your mother will be able to afford it, Sir!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/512250/

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July 14

Crush Your Enemies - our new game!



If you enjoyed the silly humor of Oh...Sir!, you might get sucked into the barbaric adventure in Crush Your Enemies, a badass RTS game we've just released. This time it's a real game, not just funny little toy that you show to your auntie to make her blush. :) It has:

  • Simple controls even your offended auntie can learn
  • Deep strategy and tactics relying on various unit types
  • 41 rapid battles in a 6-8 hours campaign
  • Cross-platform multiplayer mode (to play with your auntie)
  • More funny dialogue than it needs
The only catch is that now you have to give us your money to play it. Sorry, we're running out of beer.

Speaking of beer. Open one, relax and watch our launch trailer:
https://youtu.be/cRGWgh3ogqY
Cheers,
Kacper from Vile Monarch

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About This Game

If you think your best friend's mother is a hamster and your boss smells of elderberries, invite them to play Oh...Sir!, a jolly video game about dead parrots and insulting the *BLEEP* out of your beloved loved ones. A game where your sister can convince you that your hovercraft is full of eels and your hat is silly! You should always look on the bright side of life - even the harshest insult can be classy when said over a cup of tea. So track down a best friend, and enjoy the greatest local 1v1 multiplayer insult simulator game of the century!

The game was created in 42 hours during the amJam game jam event hosted by Artifex Mundi. The competition’s theme was "this parrot is no more" based on the Monty Pythons' Dead Parrot sketch. Oh...Sir! came in second and received an audience award.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
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Very Positive (27 reviews)
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Very Positive (885 reviews)
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danielroxheaps
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 29
Oh...Sir! is a "game" where you have to try roast the other person with your pro-comebacks skills and try knock their health out. The game gives you some sentence starters and random phrases to put into your sentence.

This game made me want to fall asleep, and it's only 4:47pm.

The sentences are weird and if someone was to say them to me in real life, I would probably say something like "Seriously? That's the best you could come up with?".

The "cutscenes" before and after are not even related to this. The guy on the right comes in, says his parrot is dead, feels sad about it, then the game starts with the cringy comebacks, then afterwards, you say "Go to my brothers, he'll give you a parrot" and the other guy says "Ok, I will go to your brothers"

The game isn't even multiplayer, it's pretty much split-screen, as you can't play this game with friends on different computers, even though that would be awesome.

There's also a points system, which isn't really a points system, as it knocks out your opponents "health" bar. The points system is really stupid. I could say "Your parrot is dead" for 8 points.

But I do have to give kudos for the voice. Any sentence you put together will be read aloud. Shame that he doesn't sound that enthusiastic, more like someone who's been convinced to say a bunch of random phrases into a microphone was hired as voice actor.

And it doesn't go on for long, can be a good thing or bad thing depending on how you enjoy the game. I've played 5 minutes at the time of reviewing this.

I guess it all comes down to how much you like bad comebacks. If you find them hilarious then click the "Play Game" button, but if you're like me and the bad comebacks make you want to tell the other person to just get lost, then give this a miss.
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KaHukan
1.5 hrs
Posted: August 27
"Your hamster is a hamster, I bet!"
"Your wife and your mother worked with the nazis"
Best game ever den/den
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harleen quinzel
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 25
Your mother still uses Windows Vista, AND, has deceased!
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Brain Cells
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 24
You can fire shots!
11/10 would fire shots again.
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Hobbie
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 22
I'd like to have an argument, please.
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BNDN-PRSJ
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 22
stupidly fun!
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xTcR | Walter Cain [UT-ADL]
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 20
I've played this game a few times now. The background of Monty Python is fun however, I still have no idea how this works.
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MKingM
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 19
I wasted 10 human min on this amazing
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Technophage
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 17
10/10
Would [insult here] your [loved ones here] again
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jacnoronha
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 13
This is a pretty fun game. However, I can't see myself playing it much more than I already did because something about playing it on PC makes it get old very fast. If I could give one suggestion to the developers, then it'd be: make this game a physical version.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 7
♥♥♥♥ing dumb but fun anyway
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 13
This is a pretty fun game. However, I can't see myself playing it much more than I already did because something about playing it on PC makes it get old very fast. If I could give one suggestion to the developers, then it'd be: make this game a physical version.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 8
I'm not saying that playing this game will guarantee you luck with the ladies but, since I started playing my wit is as sharp as Sweeney Todds razor and I have been laid 27 times.

Coincidence? You decide...
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 10
"Your wife is your father"
"Your father has butt cancer, and I have proof"
"Your hat worked with the nazis"
"Your mother likes to flash in the park, and I have proof"

Best game ever 10/10
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: August 9
When I had heard from my manservant Clyde that a gentlemanly game was released for free to the masses, I had to hop onto the interwebs to pick it up and oh... sir is a fun little number for the days in after hunting. I must admit that me and Clyde had a lot of jolly good fun calling each others mother a small furry rodent and saying that they smell like a bunch of wild and seasonal berries. Jolly good fun I say! I will beckon it from the atrium for thou to try have some jolly good times too.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 20
I've played this game a few times now. The background of Monty Python is fun however, I still have no idea how this works.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 17
10/10
Would [insult here] your [loved ones here] again
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 19
I wasted 10 human min on this amazing
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,778 of 1,928 people (92%) found this review helpful
1,530 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
"Your mother still uses Windows Vista"
10/10 best insult
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504 of 536 people (94%) found this review helpful
135 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
If this had networked random matches...
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