A Ridiculous local 1v1muliplayer Insult Simulator for two!
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Release Date: Dec 21, 2015

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March 9

Update to Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator and... a new game!

Hey there again dear illustrious gentleman,

"Your mother was a hamster and your brother doesn't know that Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu!"

Yes, it's not a joke! A brand new distinguished gentleman has arrived! Straight from R’lyeh...I mean from Providence, sir Howard Phillips Lovecraft already awaits you on Steam. So grab today's update of Oh Sir! and insult even more with the master of horror... before the Great Old Ones arrive...


This is not all though! We're all super excited to announce that we're working on a follow-up to Oh...Sir!, and this time we're taking on la la land itself! This new project is called Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and it will have many of the features and changes that some of you have been requesting, including custom character creation through Steamworks, a new comeback mechanic and much more. You can check out the epic first trailer for it below and take a look at its Steam page here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/

Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Announcement Trailer: https://youtu.be/NqVTfZelylk
Lastly, this update also introduces Razer Chroma support which adds a whole new level of visual flair to your verbal jousts.

We're planning on continuing to support Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator well beyond this update and we can't wait to show you more of what we have planned for the expanded world that we're building.

Thank you very much again for all of your venerable support!

Yours Sincerely,

The Vile Monarch

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December 12, 2016

Crush Your Enemies is updated and on sale!

Dear Sir/Madam,

if you are reading this, you are probably keen on insulting people. But if you also happen to fancy more old-fashioned kind of violence, the one that involves blood, guts, axes and magical powers, you surely will be delighted to play our other game: a barbaric RTS entitled Crush Your Enemies. Now is a perfect moment to familiarize with the latter, as it has just been updated with a keg filled with FREE new content (this includes 11 new levels!) and starting from today for one week only, it’s going to be on sale for 65% off for $3,49.

For even better bargain buy The Vile Monarch Playlist BUNDLE, which includes Crush Your Enemies, Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, and the original Oh...Sir! Prototype.

Yours truly,
Vile Monarch

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About This Game

This is the prototype that started it all! This build was oringially created in 42 hours during the amJam game jam event hosted by Artifex Mundi. The competition’s theme was "this parrot is no more" based on the Monty Pythons' Dead Parrot sketch. Oh...Sir! came in second and received an audience award. Subsequently we decided to release this prototype into the world, and much to our surprise players enjoyed it as much as we do! We were thrilled to receive all of their feedback and feature requests and decided to build upon them and create a honest-to-goodness real game called Oh...Sir The Insult Simulator. However we still wanted players to be able to play the original protoype that started it all, so here it is!

If you think your best friend's mother is a hamster and your boss smells of elderberries, invite them to play Oh...Sir!, a jolly video game about dead parrots and insulting the *BLEEP* out of your beloved loved ones. A game where your sister can convince you that your hovercraft is full of eels and your hat is silly! You should always look on the bright side of life - even the harshest insult can be classy when said over a cup of tea. So track down a best friend, and enjoy the greatest local 1v1 multiplayer insult simulator game of the century!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space

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