A Ridiculous local 1v1muliplayer Insult Simulator for two!
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Recent:
Very Positive (30 reviews) - 86% of the 30 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Very Positive (859 reviews) - 91% of the 859 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Dec 21, 2015

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July 14

Crush Your Enemies - our new game!



If you enjoyed the silly humor of Oh...Sir!, you might get sucked into the barbaric adventure in Crush Your Enemies, a badass RTS game we've just released. This time it's a real game, not just funny little toy that you show to your auntie to make her blush. :) It has:

  • Simple controls even your offended auntie can learn
  • Deep strategy and tactics relying on various unit types
  • 41 rapid battles in a 6-8 hours campaign
  • Cross-platform multiplayer mode (to play with your auntie)
  • More funny dialogue than it needs
The only catch is that now you have to give us your money to play it. Sorry, we're running out of beer.

Speaking of beer. Open one, relax and watch our launch trailer:
https://youtu.be/cRGWgh3ogqY
Cheers,
Kacper from Vile Monarch

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May 21

Oh...Sir!

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About This Game

If you think your best friend's mother is a hamster and your boss smells of elderberries, invite them to play Oh...Sir!, a jolly video game about dead parrots and insulting the *BLEEP* out of your beloved loved ones. A game where your sister can convince you that your hovercraft is full of eels and your hat is silly! You should always look on the bright side of life - even the harshest insult can be classy when said over a cup of tea. So track down a best friend, and enjoy the greatest local 1v1 multiplayer insult simulator game of the century!

The game was created in 42 hours during the amJam game jam event hosted by Artifex Mundi. The competition’s theme was "this parrot is no more" based on the Monty Pythons' Dead Parrot sketch. Oh...Sir! came in second and received an audience award.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Very Positive (30 reviews)
Overall:
Very Positive (859 reviews)
Recently Posted
Fauxundertone
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 21
It's great fun when you're talking about your SO's mother.
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Flasheriso
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 21
♥♥♥♥
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idkaaw
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 21
Favourite insult: your hamster is a hamster, you silly!

Highest attack insult: your wife never watched star wars and still uses windows vista!
That was actually a tangible and a good insult though.
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Jakaryy
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 20
This is one entertaining game, mate! The whole purpose is to race and see who gets the better insult and inevitably hurt the other's ego enough to win!

The insults are based on the content created by Monty Python, which creates some of the best humo out there! The insults are classic if you've seen stuff from Monty Python.

I was also finally allowed to correctly use the "Your mother was a hamster and smells of elderberries" insult in the right atmosphere. My life is complete now.

The best insult simulator out there... and I have proof!


Topic: Indie Multiplayer Comedy

ReplayabilityNone - Ok - Good - Great - Excellent
Price TagBad - Ok - Good - Great - Excellent - Free to Play
DifficultySimple - Easy - Medium - Hard - Very Hard
Age groupKids - Teens - Adults - Everyone
DevsUnsure/Quiet - Not Helpful - Responsive - Helpful

Score: 8/10


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Trousers
( 0.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 18
Only here is where you'll find a perfect excuse to use Elderberry in a sentence.

10/10 would Elderberry again
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TheRumbiBuntutSixPack
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 17
"Your hamster is not interesting and your hat is interested in photography, and I have proof!"

"Your wife can't dance, Sir!"
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Danish
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 15
Your dad still uses windows vista and is a platypus!
This game is 11/10 and i have proof!
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eion22
( 0.5 hrs on record )
Posted: July 13
BEST INSULTING SIM EVER!!!
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Jesticles
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 10
Not really my cup of tea.
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App-lays&Orang-oes
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 9
Hmmmm.
Hmmmm.
After 15 minutes of gameplay, this is what I say...









Needs more pointless British roasting over a dead blue bird.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 2
It's actually pretty fun especially as a 2-player game. You're gonna end up laughing a lot as you both race to grab the good "insults."

I actually tried to make the conversation make sense with the context of the situation.

I would really like to see this expanded with new lines. Not sure if the creator(s) would do that but I think it'd be more fun that way.
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10 of 14 people (71%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 23
"Your cousin's car is your father and I have proof!"

"Your father is your father, nudge nudge!"
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 2
I can say just:
"That dog worked with the Nazis!"
"Your hamster is a hamster!"
"This place is a dead parrot, and I have proof!"
"This place talks to strangers, sir!"
and
"Your mother was a platypus, mate!"
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 6
Pros: "YOUR HOVERCRAFT IS GETTING FAT AND HAS BUTT CANCER".

Cons: No online multi-player


8.5 Insults/10
needs online multi-player, SIR!
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 5
Seems stupid at first , and as you play more you realise it's really stupid , just funny stupid

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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 15
Your dad still uses windows vista and is a platypus!
This game is 11/10 and i have proof!
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
BEST INSULTING SIM EVER!!!
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,771 of 1,921 people (92%) found this review helpful
1,523 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
"Your mother still uses Windows Vista"
10/10 best insult
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501 of 533 people (94%) found this review helpful
133 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
If this had networked random matches...
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481 of 538 people (89%) found this review helpful
475 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
This was the only time in my life that I have ever gotten points for exclaiming, "Your hamster is a hamster, sir!"
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