A Ridiculous local 1v1muliplayer Insult Simulator for two!
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Very Positive (885 reviews) - 90% of the 885 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Dec 21, 2015

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August 11

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator - the remake you asked for!



This parrot is back from the dead to announce the remake that has everything you asked for. All right, maybe not everything, but it has some exquisite additions that were mentioned a lot on our forum and in social media.

  • Your mother has an online multiplayer mode!
  • This parrot plays with CPU, Sir!
  • Those 5 unique characters smell of elderberries!
  • The bad VO is no more and the new voices are much better!
  • This place is one of 4 animated locations, and I have proof!
  • Your hamster and some dog use new advanced mechanics, mate!
Have a look on the game's Steam page and make sure you add it to your wish list. It will be available soon and even your mother will be able to afford it, Sir!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/512250/

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July 14

Crush Your Enemies - our new game!



If you enjoyed the silly humor of Oh...Sir!, you might get sucked into the barbaric adventure in Crush Your Enemies, a badass RTS game we've just released. This time it's a real game, not just funny little toy that you show to your auntie to make her blush. :) It has:

  • Simple controls even your offended auntie can learn
  • Deep strategy and tactics relying on various unit types
  • 41 rapid battles in a 6-8 hours campaign
  • Cross-platform multiplayer mode (to play with your auntie)
  • More funny dialogue than it needs
The only catch is that now you have to give us your money to play it. Sorry, we're running out of beer.

Speaking of beer. Open one, relax and watch our launch trailer:
https://youtu.be/cRGWgh3ogqY
Cheers,
Kacper from Vile Monarch

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About This Game

If you think your best friend's mother is a hamster and your boss smells of elderberries, invite them to play Oh...Sir!, a jolly video game about dead parrots and insulting the *BLEEP* out of your beloved loved ones. A game where your sister can convince you that your hovercraft is full of eels and your hat is silly! You should always look on the bright side of life - even the harshest insult can be classy when said over a cup of tea. So track down a best friend, and enjoy the greatest local 1v1 multiplayer insult simulator game of the century!

The game was created in 42 hours during the amJam game jam event hosted by Artifex Mundi. The competition’s theme was "this parrot is no more" based on the Monty Pythons' Dead Parrot sketch. Oh...Sir! came in second and received an audience award.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 70 MB available space
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: September 24
"Your Cousins car worked with the nazis and is a hamster"
11/10
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1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 14
This game has a unique idea, that makes you go up against an opponent in a match where you insult eachothers parents and hats amongst other things.

Unfortunately this game falls flat even for a free to play game, as it only gives you the ability for a local game on the same computer.

Now, unless you have a family member willing to spend 6 minutes playing this, or have a friend come over to play this 6 minute game, you will have to play alone against yourself. Doesn't sound fun now does it.

Not only that, but all of the insults you can make are extremely boring, and there are not that many words you can use to insult the other person, making you pick up on the repetitive insults within first 3 minutes of the game.

Greatest insult this game had to offer, was the lack of gameplay.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,782 of 1,932 people (92%) found this review helpful
1,533 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
"Your mother still uses Windows Vista"
10/10 best insult
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505 of 537 people (94%) found this review helpful
135 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
If this had networked random matches...
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484 of 541 people (89%) found this review helpful
480 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
This was the only time in my life that I have ever gotten points for exclaiming, "Your hamster is a hamster, sir!"
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647 of 754 people (86%) found this review helpful
858 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
Well, it's not a new idea. I mean, isn't this already implemented in CS:GO and Battlefield 4?
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329 of 379 people (87%) found this review helpful
310 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
A russian gentleman told me my mother is interested in photography and that my hat has never watched Star Wars. Your move, Fallout 4.
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212 of 232 people (91%) found this review helpful
280 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
Played first round with dad
my dads first insult was your mother worked with the nazis

GG dad
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149 of 174 people (86%) found this review helpful
148 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: December 28, 2015
"Your cousin's car worked with the nazis and still uses windows vista, and I have proof!"

F*ck. Yes.
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126 of 148 people (85%) found this review helpful
163 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2015
was able to tell my girlfriend how i really feel about her
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CartonFish
0.6 hrs
Posted: September 23
Your wife is a hamster and you mother is vile, mister...
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SCANNER
0.2 hrs
Posted: September 18
Made in 48 hours, it is free and it is a solid concept.
Can't go wrong with it. If you have enough friends in the house and want to kill some time, a quick insult tourney is the way to go.
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linustheawesome
0.6 hrs
Posted: September 5
It's quite fun to play with friends, but loses its spark very quickly. Good for some laughs, but would definetely not be worth any money though
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danielroxheaps
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 29
Oh...Sir! is a "game" where you have to try roast the other person with your pro-comebacks skills and try knock their health out. The game gives you some sentence starters and random phrases to put into your sentence.

This game made me want to fall asleep, and it's only 4:47pm.

The sentences are weird and if someone was to say them to me in real life, I would probably say something like "Seriously? That's the best you could come up with?".

The "cutscenes" before and after are not even related to this. The guy on the right comes in, says his parrot is dead, feels sad about it, then the game starts with the cringy comebacks, then afterwards, you say "Go to my brothers, he'll give you a parrot" and the other guy says "Ok, I will go to your brothers".

The game isn't even multiplayer, it's pretty much split-screen, as you can't play this game with friends on different computers, even though that would be awesome.

There's also a points system, which isn't really a points system, as it knocks out your opponents "health" bar. The points system is really stupid. I could say "Your parrot is dead" for 8 points.

But I do have to give kudos for the voice. Any sentence you put together will be read aloud. Shame that he doesn't sound that enthusiastic, more like someone who's been convinced to say a bunch of random phrases into a microphone was hired as voice actor.

And it doesn't go on for long, can be a good thing or bad thing depending on how you enjoy the game. I've played 5 minutes at the time of reviewing this.

I guess it all comes down to how much you like bad comebacks. If you find them hilarious then click the "Play Game" button, but if you're like me and the bad comebacks make you want to tell the other person to just get lost, then give this a miss.
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KaHukan
1.5 hrs
Posted: August 27
"Your hamster is a hamster, I bet!"
"Your wife and your mother worked with the nazis"
Best game ever den/den
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why can't i be you.
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 25
Your mother still uses Windows Vista, AND, has deceased!
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Brain Cells
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 24
You can fire shots!
11/10 would fire shots again.
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Hobbie
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 22
I'd like to have an argument, please.
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