GUILTY! THEY ARE ALL GUILTY! FINGERED is a "whodunit" hyperrealisic police sim where you must finger the guilty and clean up this darn city using the descriptions of the local busy bodies. but everyone's perspective is different: one man's fat is another man's sexy! send him to the chair!!!
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Very Positive (18 reviews) - 88% of the 18 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mostly Positive (636 reviews) - 76% of the 636 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Aug 18, 2015

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About This Game

GUILTY! THEY ARE ALL GUILTY!

i mean really just look at them, you can see the guilt...
i feel guilty just looking at them...

can you point the finger at your fellow man?
are you ready to finger yourself?
can you do your job?

trim your nails, put on your listening eyes and peer deeply into the skin folds of the usual suspects...

will you become a true hero?
or will the fleas become too much for you?

either way, i think there is a future in this for us.

let's do this!


FINGERED is a "whodunit" hyperrealisic police sim where you must finger the guilty and clean up this darn city using the descriptions of the local busy bodies. but everyone's perspective is different: one man's fat is another man's sexy!

will you put an end to all crime in america with the electric finger of the law?!

answer - yes!

features:

  • 21 levels of confusion
  • a few billion randomly generated people to finger/murder
  • barking
  • loads of secret celebs to murder!
  • find yourself in the criminal data base!
  • buttons
  • sounds
  • menus

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP SP3
    • Processor: 2 GHz dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with dedicated memory
    • Additional Notes: minimum resolution of 1280 x 720
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7/8
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with 1GB memory
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Very Positive (18 reviews)
Overall:
Mostly Positive (636 reviews)
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Reflow
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
i fingered an innocent man











then i went home and played this, it was enjoyable but a bit repetitive 8/10
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Pop Lock It Dropit
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 20
Fingered is a game were you decide if a person is guilty or not for a crime with one finger thats it.
The game is boring and tries to be funny and fails at most party this game is only worth 50 cents so if it is 50 cents get it but if any more it is a rip off If you want it get if you don't then fine.
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a scurry snak
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 10
FINGER HIM
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Blackdollar
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 5
i bought this for the title and i know you will as well
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darkangel95
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 4
Fun game. Love playing it.
Recommended ^_^
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Squashbuckler
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 4
I believe this game has 2 fatal flaws, and cannot be recommended.
1. NO FULLSCREEN.
2. HORRIBLE DRAWINGS. I.e, difficult to ascertain characteristics.
For example:
"Looks up real high" Does that mean he is looking up, or he is tall?
"Looks like he has money, etc" - jewellry? what does that mean?
"He looks pale" The people were green, is green pale?

Did not hold my interest, not worth the time, in my opinion. Although I am glad many enjoyed it.
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Sjovold
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 4
Fingered is a very simple point and clicker. You play the role of police officer tasked with determining which suspect in a lineup is guilty. This is done by reading clues the (often unhelpful) witness provides.

This is a cheeky, simple, and enjoyable little times waster from the guys who brought us Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac.

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"Gecko"gahara
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 2
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blimphead
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 1
Goodbye 5th amendment, hello hilarity!
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
Funny game that has you searching for clues to find the peson described in the clues.

The rounds themselves are rather short and procedurely generated which makes replayability enjoyable. The meta game is also really well done so you won't get bored in what is a really straight forward, single focused, game.


Really recommended. 9/10.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 27
i fingered an innocent man











then i went home and played this, it was enjoyable but a bit repetitive 8/10
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
277 of 326 people (85%) found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2015
Fingered is a casual indie "hyperrealistic police sim" from the legend who brought us the Binding of Isaac. In Fingered you're give four clues by a crime victim and you have to determine who's guilty of the crime. Whoever you believe is guilty is sent to the electric chair and executed! In case you hadn't guessed, not exactly a family friendly game.

+Great art style which fits the game perfectly
+It's pretty damn funny, particularly when you look up people on the crime database and it assigns them a crime as well as a punishment
+Very good criminal variety, in an hour of gameplay I don't think I've seen the same criminal twice
+Quite a lot of different victims, each with their own unique characteristics
+As well as written clues from the victim for the criminal's appearance the criminals' names also provide clues sometimes
+After fingering a criminal the game shows you the front page of the next day's newspaper (including the news of the execution) and they're rather amusing, though they do get repeated
+A few of the victims require you to finger a criminal in a certain amount of time otherwise a random one is chosen for you adding a nice challenge every so often
+For an hour or two of entertainment (much more if you want to get all the achievements) it's well worth the small asking price
+Great sound effects and a good soundtrack both of which fit in with the feel of the game rather well

+/-I found some of the clues to be a little too ambiguous, such as "I'm positive he was light" (either meaning skin tone or body weight) though others may like the added challenge

-No fullscreen and using Alt+Enter causes the game to crash
-It does begin to feel repetitive quite quickly but considering the price that isn't too bad
-Sometimes the spotlights don't appear in the right place, it's not game breaking but it is rather frustrating

Verdict:
Worth Purchasing (8.5/10)

With a great art style, lots of humour and lots of criminal variety, Fingered is not one to pass up on, particularly at such a low price. If you're a fan of Edmund's other games or you're just looking for an amusing time waster then do yourself a favour, get Fingered!

No drama, Just Reviews.

El K.
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517 of 674 people (77%) found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 19, 2015
Its ok if you want to give Edmund a 2$ tip, but not if you are really expecting to play a good game.
All the positive reviews are just jokes.

Pros:

+ Edmund McMillen Art
+ randomly generated
+ its 2$

Cons:

- it gets old pretty fast
- its not really clear who you have to point out as the clues are so generic, like "He looks like a freak" Everybody in this game looks like a freak....even if this is some kind of political statement, its not good for a game concept
- often it would say something like "Im positive he looks like a pig" and I pointed out the only guy that had an actual pigs nose....and he was innocent. The clues are not consistent and therefore frustrating to play with
- this is basically freeware that you pay for. The community lets this one fly as it is from Edmund. If this was from anybody else, people would tear this game appart.
- the "International Crime Database" is not funny. You type in a name and the game generates a random mugshot and a crime. But they were never funny, like at all.
- no resolution, no fullscreen, no sound options, no options at all!

Edmund I love The Binding of Isaac and various other games you made, but that musnt mean you get a freepass on everything you do. I dare to say that this game is terrible and not worth the 2$. I think even the most passionate fan has to be critically thinking, not just buying everything somebody throws at us. If you wanna support Edmund, thats fine, but dont say this game is good.
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954 of 1,311 people (73%) found this review helpful
1,191 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2015
We all know you came for the title. ;)
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97 of 121 people (80%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 20, 2015
Apparently all positive reviews for this game are 'joke' reviews.

This isn't!

For $2 you get a puzzle game with a distinctive art style, kooky music and disturbing capital punishment gameplay mechanic.

Each level consists of listening to 4 clues provided by an eye-witness (to a crime? It is unclear) which range from the lucid ('I'm positive he was tall') to the bizarre ('I think he was not a baby man'). There's a game-logic here that revolves around language rules and motifs that are coherent only within the game world. Once you've started to fathom the meaning of 'tiny' and 'chunky', 'odd' and 'manly' you progress further into the game. As you do the descriptions become increasingly unreliable, the lineup becomes obscured, you are given limited time and you end up battling yourself as much as anything.

The game uses the same sort of puzzle logic as a cryptic crossoword, and once you are tuned in to its rules and systems it all makes a lot of sense.

My only criticism is that I'd like to be able to quit a bad run (say I've accidentally clicked 'release' on the wrong person). But then there's something really quite sad and thought-provoking about watching someone you know is innocent going to the chair. I feel like the governor of Texas or something.

This isn't going to last you 60 hours, but it will comfortably occupy a weekend. At this price point, I cannot not recommend play thingy.
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56 of 67 people (84%) found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 20, 2015
Fun fact: If you take the price, $1.87, and remove the $ and decimal, you get 187. Which is police code for murder.

I love you Edmund.
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112 of 156 people (72%) found this review helpful
118 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 17, 2015
That feel when fingered the wrong person...
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72 of 95 people (76%) found this review helpful
103 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 23, 2015
A brief note:

If you are willing to play this game don't show your browser history to your mother. Apparently, googling things like "fingered day 12" may return unexpected results.

Thank god i am not a teenager anymore and i can still play this awesome game

What "Fingered" means to me:

There are lots of people who buy "Fingered" because of the name or just to make jokes with their friends. I think that they don't know how fantastic this game is. There are haters out there who don't know the concept of "marketing" and try to discredit this game just because they are making a "dirty" joke (or maybe not and it's just in our heads). To all of them, i can tell you this: "Fingered" is a smart game, it has an awesome concept (you try to finger suspects of a crime) and joins the most bizarre characters in the most strange situations. It's not easy but you will get used to it, look up for guide online if english is not your first language or you don't understand some word you have found.

Please, don't blame a game just because you are not Sherlock Holmes. If think that only him could beat this game on his first try.
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163 of 254 people (64%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 18, 2015
Just look at the Yes reviews, its all jokes about the games name. I think its speaks volumes when the biggest positive quality of a game, is the title's ability to make immature people laugh.

Honestly, you don't expect much with a full release price of $2 but I was still a little let down. The gameplay became very repetitive in only 35 minutes played. There isn't much in the way of progression other than learning some of the traits of the people giving you hints, they all use unique words to describe the same characteristics. Characters are randomly generated except for the odd "special" character, picking them will grant an achievement the first time, and if you're lucky a continue because they're seemingly always innocent. The criminal database never seems to pull up the correct name, its only purpose is to deliver some randomly generated "humor" like "HUMPING BLACK PEOPLE - 100 YEARS IN PRISON" (Thats straight from the first file I pulled up.)


If you're really looking to blow $2 for something thats different by all means, just go in with lowered expectations. Its really on par with a quickly made flash game and has no real depth. Perhaps I'm just spoiled by the value of similarly priced games on steam, but I was hoping for a little more. That all being said, I can justify the price to myself as a tip for Edmund, I'm a really big fan of his other works. (Still looking forward to Mew-Genics)
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