A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Recent Reviews:
Very Positive (34) - 88% of the 34 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
All Reviews:
Very Positive (2,048) - 85% of the 2,048 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Mar 26, 2015
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Reviews

“At a time when I'm feeling a bit exhausted by half-finished behemoths, all with tangled lists of planned features, unfolding Please, Don't Touch Anything's little machine was pleasantly isolating and captivating.”
7/10 – PC Gamer

“I originally decided to give this game a quick look before bedtime and ended up 2 hours later hunched over the computer in dim lamp light surrounded by hastily scribbled out math.”
8/10 – TechRaptor

“Only once in a blue moon do the stars align to bring us a game as well-crafted and meaningful as Please, Don't Touch Anything.”
8.5/10 – GameGrin

About This Game


Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation.

Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button.

Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.

FEATURES

  • 25 devious enigmas
  • Singular pixel art
  • Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
  • Steam Cards
  • Achievements

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 / 8
    • Processor: Any processor with at least 1.0GHz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Any card with at least 128MB
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X Mountain Lion
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics (256MB)
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
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