A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
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Mostly Positive (31 reviews) - 77% of the 31 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (1,625 reviews) - 84% of the 1,625 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Mar 26, 2015

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May 28

Linux + SteamOS version now live!

Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS!

To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!

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Reviews

“At a time when I'm feeling a bit exhausted by half-finished behemoths, all with tangled lists of planned features, unfolding Please, Don't Touch Anything's little machine was pleasantly isolating and captivating.”
7/10 – PC Gamer

“I originally decided to give this game a quick look before bedtime and ended up 2 hours later hunched over the computer in dim lamp light surrounded by hastily scribbled out math.”
8/10 – TechRaptor

“Only once in a blue moon do the stars align to bring us a game as well-crafted and meaningful as Please, Don't Touch Anything.”
8.5/10 – GameGrin

About This Game


Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation.

Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button.

Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.

FEATURES

  • 25 devious enigmas
  • Singular pixel art
  • Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
  • Steam Cards
  • Achievements

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 / 8
    • Processor: Any processor with at least 1.0GHz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Any card with at least 128MB
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X Mountain Lion
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics (256MB)
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 17
Touches Big Red Button, big red button opens a handle, looks at the monitor sees a happy city, pulls handle, sees countdown, silently watches the monitor, sees the city blow up, SMILES.


10/10 Would touch that BIG RED BUTTON again!
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 3
Please Don't Touch Anything is a puzzle game, where the goal is to literally touch everything. There are many cryptic hints that help you get to the various endings, but it's only a matter of time before you pull up a guide to get the endings :) It's a very short and refreshing game that makes your brain work, games that we need more of. Each ending is interesting, and make you smile(like the illuminati one). Definitely worth a play!
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: September 4
★★★★★
I touched a lot of things.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 27
Funny game with good twists and a familier yet diffrent feel to it.

If you have LOTS of time and good puzzle solving skills than this game is for you.

If you suck at puzzles look up a guide (no shame in that).

Really game is cheap and fun and can give a good 1-2 hours with guides
Or a good 10-20 figuring out all of them by yourself. Either way was a fun experience that keeps you going for more after the 5th ending
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: September 28
Charming game that has more to offer than it seems at first. Simple but good graphics, catchy sounds, funny side notes. Some puzzles are easy, most are difficult as hell however. I've solved half of them on my own, then I decided to reward myself with a walkthrough. Nothing you would play over and over again but definitely worth a touch if that's your cup of coffee.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: September 30
Crazy, annoying but FUN :beatmeat: bloody puzzles XD
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
5.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 15
YES!!JUST YES!!!
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1 of 3 people (33%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 6
O.O
I touched stuff.
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1 of 9 people (11%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: September 10
This game is really, really boring. The puzzles are actually not puzzle since you just click things until something happens.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,020 of 1,184 people (86%) found this review helpful
1,119 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 16, 2015
They told me, "Please, Don't Touch Anything"

Little did I know the thing that would be touched,

was my heart.

*cheesy grin*
8/10
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Matty
0.8 hrs
Posted: September 28
If you enjoy brain teaser puzzles this game is a must buy.
Please dont touch anything well you could but wheres the fun in that..

Its simplistic design may not look like much, but as i delved deeper into this game I found the creators had a great sense of humor such as some noteable homages.

Again it is very simple sit and press a button see what happens however I fully reccomend this game to anyone who is interested in buying it
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WHAM
0.1 hrs
Posted: September 26
This was an odd timewaster.
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Kaymazing
2.4 hrs
Posted: September 24
This game is truly amazing!
The gameplay will last you hours on end trying to find the next puzzle.
To be honest, I used a walkthruogh guide because this game needs a genius to finish it.
I recommend people who really like puzzle games or art styles like paper please.
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Chaddy
3.2 hrs
Posted: September 17
amazing game to pass the time
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KapiteinKip
1.0 hrs
Posted: September 17
Touching buttons, or not.
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Crazard
1.9 hrs
Posted: September 17
Please, don't touch anything. BOOM I PUNCHED THE LOVE BUTTON! (if there is one :P) This game blew my mind. I watched youtubers play Papers Please (Jacksepticeye) and that game was amazing! and difficult.... When this game came out it was full of fun and hard activitys. That Paper Please reference was funny :D Thanks for that. I would recommend this game
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