Bad Rats is a physics puzzle game where rats finally get their bloody revenge on their new prisoners: The cats. Come up with creative solutions for each puzzle using physics, functional objects, and your specially trained Rats. Try different ways of solving each puzzle to finish faster or earn higher scores.
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Release Date: Jul 20, 2009

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Bad Rats is a physics puzzle game where rats finally get their bloody revenge on their new prisoners: The cats.
Come up with creative solutions for each puzzle using physics, functional objects, and your specially trained Rats. Try different ways of solving each puzzle to finish faster or earn higher scores. Revel in your success as the cat meets a violent demise in any number of humorous ways at the hands of Bad Rats.
  • Comic cartoon violence and cartoon blood
  • Realistic physics simulation
  • 10 Specialist Rats, anxious for revenge
  • 11 different and bloody deaths for cats
  • 10 other functional objects to help you
  • 44 Maps, from easy to very hard
  • Internet and local records
  • Original, cartoon styled characters
  • Challenge your creativity, intelligence and logic
  • Unlock all the Steam Achievements

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows XP or Vista
    • Processor: Pentium IV 1.6 GHz or better (dual core recommended)
    • Memory: 512MB RAM (1GB recommended)
    • Graphics: DirectX®9-compatible graphics adapter with 128 MB (256 MB recommended)
    • DirectX®: 9 or better
    • Hard Drive: 300MB
    • Sound: DirectX®9-compatible
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bread
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge takes place during the 1960s in the Cold War, around 20 years after the events of World War II. It focuses on CIA clandestine black operations carried out behind enemy lines. Missions take place in various locations around the globe such as the Ural Mountains in eastern USSR, Kazakhstan in central USSR, Cuba, Hong Kong, Laos, South Vietnam, the Arctic circle and Siberia. The single-player campaign revolves around an experimental chemical weapon.

The main protagonist the player controls is SAD/SOG special forces operative Bad Rat (Sam Worthington), occasionally CIA agent Mad Rat (Ed Harris), and some other characters are playable to progress the story. Bad Rat is often joined by fellow operatives Rad Rat (James C. Burns) and Dad Rat (Ice Cube), while Mad Rat teams up with Lad Rat (Gene Farber), a Russian-born field operative Pad Rat (Gary Oldman), a key character from the Soviet Union, returns along with that game's Russian protagonist Fad Rat (Boris Kievsky) also making an appearance. Bad Rats: the Rat's Revenge also features several historical figures: during the story Bad Rat meets John F. Kennedy, Robert McNamara, and Fidel Castro.

On February 25, 1968, SAD operative Bad Rat is strapped to a chair in an interrogation room, bombarded with questions by his unseen captors about the location of a numbers station. Bad Rat then recalls several events, as an attempt to answer their questions.

In 1961, Bad Rat, Rad Rat, and Dad Rat take part in Operation 40 to assassinate Fidel Castro in Cuba during the Bay of Pigs Invasion. Bad Rat apparently succeeds and stays behind to protect the extraction plane from an oncoming blockade, before being captured by the real Castro, having shot a double. Handed over to General Gad Rat to be held captive at Vorkuta Gulag, Bad Rat befriends inmate and former Red Army soldier Pad Rat. Pad Rat recounts to Bad Rat the identities of his enemies, the same people involved in Bad Rat’s torture: Gad Rat, his right-hand man Kad Rat, and ex-Nazi scientist Zad Rat, who defected to the Soviet Union.

In October 1945, Pad Rat and Fad Rat were sent to extract Zad Rat from a Nazi base in the Arctic. Gad Rat later betrayed them by testing Zad Rat's creation, a nerve agent known as "Nova-6", on Fad Rat and other soldiers in a ship. Pad Rat was spared the same fate when British commandos, also attempting to acquire Nova-6, attacked the Soviets. During the confusion, Pad Rat destroyed the Nova-6 and escaped only to be captured by the Soviets and sent to the Vorkuta Gulag. However, the Soviets recreated it using Zad Rat and a British scientist, Cad Rat.

Over a year later, Bad Rat and Pad Rat spark a prisoner uprising to escape the gulag, but only Bad Rat escapes and Pad Rat is captured. One month later, President John F. Kennedy meets Bad Rat and authorizes a mission to assassinate Gad Rat. Bad Rat briefly envisions aiming his side arm at Kennedy. In November 1963, Bad Rat, Rad Rat, Dad Rat and Lad Rat are dispatched to Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakh SSR to disrupt the Soviet space program and eliminate members of "Ascension", a Soviet program giving sanctuary to Nazi scientists in exchange for their knowledge. Lad Rat is captured and Kad Rat stabs out his left eye. Bad Rat and his team rescue him and destroy the Soyuz spacecraft, while Rad Rat apparently kills Gad Rat in a car explosion, though Bad Rat believes him to be alive.

In 1968, the team is sent to Vietnam. After defending Khe Sanh, they recover a dossier on Gad Rat from a Russian defector in Hue during the Tet Offensive. Bad Rat finds the defector is none other than Pad Rat. They then penetrate Laos to recover a Nova-6 shipment from a downed Soviet plane. At the crash site the plane collapses and they are captured by Viet Cong and Spetznaz infiltrators. Dad Rat is executed, while Rad Rat and Bad Rat hijack an Mi-24 Hind and rescue Pad Rat at Kad Rat's base before confronting Kad Rat himself. Rad Rat stabs Kad Rat, gaining the upper hand, but Kad Rat pulls the pins off four grenades strapped to his chest;Rad Rat sacrifices himself by pushing Kad Rat and himself out a window. In a huge explosion, Bad Rat presumes the two dead.

Meanwhile, Mad Rat and Lad Rat interrogate Cad Rat in Kowloon Walled City. Cad Rat reveals the location of a hidden facility in Mount Yamantau before being killed by Gad Rat's men. Mad Rat and Lad Rat move to destroy the facility and receive a transmission from Zad Rat requesting to meet at Rebirth Island, as Gad Rat has begun killing loose ends. Bad Rat and Pad Rat head there to assassinate Zad Rat at the same time, succeeding just as Mad Rat and Lad Rat arrive. Bad Rat is adamant that Pad Rat executed Zad Rat, but Mad Rat had witnessed Bad Rat carrying out the act alone.

At this point, Mad Rat and Lad Rat are revealed as Bad Rat's interrogators. Gad Rat has communist sleeper cells placed all over the United States which, when ordered by the numbers broadcast, will release the Nova-6 gas. As a result, the U.S. is preparing a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the Soviet Union, which will lead to a full-scale war. Mad Rat needed Zad Rat to abort the gas launch, but after his death, only Bad Rat has any knowledge of the numbers station. Mad Rat reveals that Gad Rat brainwashed Bad Rat to understand the numbers broadcasts, effectively making him a Soviet sleeper agent. It is revealed that the real Pad Rat never escaped, but died during the Vorkuta break out; and that the Soviet defector in Hue was actually killed before Bad Rat reached him. Bad Rat’s visions of Pad Rat are a result of a dissociative disorder caused by the traumatic brainwashing program. Prior to the Vorkuta breakout, Pad Rat had secretly met and reprogrammed Bad Rat to assassinate Gad Rat, Kad Rat and Zad Rat for what they did to him and for killing Fad Rat and his comrades, instead of Bad Rat's original aim to kill the U.S. President. Bad Rat finally remembers the location of the station: a Russian cargo ship called Rusalka off the coast of Cuba.

An assault on the Rusalka begins, with Bad Rat and Mad Rat infiltrating the underwater submarine and broadcast station protected by the ship, intended to be used for an invasion of the U.S. after the planned Nova-6 attack. Confirming that the Rusalka is the numbers station, Mad Rat calls in the US Navy to destroy the ship and its underwater base. Bad Rat and Mad Rat finally confront Gad Rat in the lower levels of the facility. Gad Rat taunts Bad Rat and hints at his hand in assassinating Kennedy, but Bad Rat strangles him to death and escapes with Mad Rat. They regroup with Lad Rat, who declares victory. Archive footage of President Kennedy prior to his assassination is shown, revealing Bad Rat was in the crowd of onlookers who watched Kennedy disembark from Air Force One in Lovefield, implicitly suggesting that Bad Rat may have carried out his initial programming. A hidden message that can be accessed in the game's main menu reveals that Rad Rat survived the confrontation with Kad Rat and is currently incarcerated in the Hanoi Hilton.
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oogies
( 1.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
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The5wift1
( 43.8 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Bad Rats is easily the best thing in my life. I am I proud moderator of our church that I highly reccomend you join. We must end this battle. Join today.
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Rush B
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Just don't.
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Bacon Soda
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Product received for free
On all levels exept physical, I am bad rats.


*Lives with every single known form of cancer plus the types of cancer that we don't know about, but has the cure to these individual types of cancer and chooses not to use it because I like the feelings I get when the tumors grow in my body*

Would not recommend.
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Ruski
( 16.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
I think I'll play some Bad Rats before I go to sleep.

Now I have crippling insomnia and depression.
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Miller Time
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Best game i have ever played can not wait for bad rats 2, this game puts skyrim to shame
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Claudio Baglioni
( 1.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
Product received for free
Bad Rats is a lifestyle. When going out with friends, they always ask how are you doing. You tell them you feel like a Bad Rat.
A Sick Rat.
The Sickest Rat. The one and only, Bad Rat.
They will understand.

And you will start to buy t-shirts about rats. You will start to live with them, and feed them with your own flesh. Because you're the worst rat. The Alpha Rat. You will start to ♥♥♥♥ with Rats. You will start to have baby rats. And they will become bad too. You will start drinking rats urine. You will start to squit, like a Rat. Like THE Rat you are.
BECAUSE... YOU! ARE THE WORST RAT. And like the worst rat does, you must make them know who commands. You will conquer lands for the rats. You will pray to Bad Rats God everyday. As long as you will be the Rat God.

Best regards,
a real bad rat.
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The Great Boot-Leg
( 0.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 25
me: mum, dad !!!
mum & dad: whats wrong?
me: i just got this game called "bad rats" and its the best game ever!

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Rampage
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 24
I never knew my computer would die of cancer
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5.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 6
Product received for free
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice.


- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.


- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.


I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.


Wax monkey's always open.


The Krelman opened up again.


What happened?


A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.


Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling
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Recommended
12.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 5
Seinfeld is an American sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC, from 1989 to 1998. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version of himself. Set predominantly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City (although taped entirely in Los Angeles), the show features a handful of Jerry's friends and acquaintances, particularly best friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), former girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), and neighbor across the hall Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards). It is often described as being "a show about nothing", as many of its episodes are about the minutiae of daily life.
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69 of 80 people (86%) found this review helpful
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87 of 110 people (79%) found this review helpful
82 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 9
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him. "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate. you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exacly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me - "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through". I agreed. At 27, i have never touched a cigarette. I must say. I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.
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47 of 52 people (90%) found this review helpful
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Recommended
110.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 30
Got a virus and now it wont close.. Tbh after 50 hours, it started getting to me. Somewhat like stockholm syndrome.
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67 of 89 people (75%) found this review helpful
50 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 12
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31 of 37 people (84%) found this review helpful
20 people found this review funny
Recommended
9.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 31
Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge is set in the year 2083. 5 years prior to the events in Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge, a human colony on Mars discovered a massive tunnel network 2 miles underground. Believing it to be uninhabited, colonists began exploring the tunnels until one day, the colony suddenly vanished without a trace. News reporters who went to investigate never returned. After 6 days of fruitless searching, another colony disappeared, but this time, our protagonist caught sight of what must be the source of the colonies' disappearance: a huge army of bipedal cats armed with technology far beyond humanity's capability, able to turn humans into rats and alter the laws of physics to suit a cat-friendly environment.

Our protagonist warned the other Martian colonies of the cats, but the warnings are met with intense laughter; no one believed that their pets could've possibly done such a thing. One by one, the colonies disappeared, and before the last one was attacked, our protagonist took a shuttle to Earth to try to warn of their impending doom.

Earth's economy, which depended heavily on raw materials from Mars, collapsed soon after the last colony disappeared, plunging Earth into chaos. Widespread public discontent, rioting, terrorism, suicide incidents, and nuclear war descended upon Earth. As if that wasn't enough, the cats invaded Earth very soon afterwards, turning what was left of humanity into a bunch of rats and enslaving the human population.

Under the cats' rule, the rats suffered dearly. A rat's expected lifespan was in constant decline, from an average of 110 years of age before the invasion to a new average of 20 years. A newspaper, written by our protagonist and titled "Bad Rats," soon emerged. It called for open revolt against the rule of the cats, arguing that they were exploiting the rats to live their own aristocratic lifestyles. The contents were scoffed by the cats, but the rats soaked in every word of it. From the newspaper stemmed rumors of deportation, torture, mass executions, and anything else that could stir revolutionary fervor. The first incidents of revolt occurred in decentralized acts of terrorism. The cats responded by banning the circulation of "Bad Rats," tightening their grip over the rats, and starting a process of rendering the rats unable to read or write. This, however, did nothing to contain the rats\' growing hatred towards the cats.

On September 13, 2081, the revolution began. An armed mob of rats seized Florida from the cats, inspiring revolts across the entire globe. Rats who were once fighting bitterly among themselves, such as terrorist rats and murican rats, now stood side by side against a common enemy: the cats. After 2 years, the rats were able to seize control of the Americas from the cats, but the cats retained a stranglehold over the rest of the world. Both sides suffered immense casualty rates in the process, and morale dropped sharply on both sides. And the war is just getting started...

To counteract the loss of morale, the rat high command gave the order to set up public executions of the cat POWs. They hired our protagonist to host such events. It is now in your hands to reinvigorate anti-cat sentiment and fuel support for the war effort by elaborately murdering the cat oppressors.

The game focuses heavily on controversial themes, forcing the player to ask why he/she exists and consider the validity of what mankind has accepted as the norm. Featuring unrivaled graphics, cunning level design that will challenge the greatest of minds, a brilliantly orchestrated OST that deserves a live performance at Carnegie Hall, and voice acting that would make Kevin Spacey and Peter Dinklage quit, this piece of artwork is the epitome of gaming and a model that all other developers should follow.

That invent4 is nice enough to sell such a flawless masterpiece at only 99 cents is a sure sign of selflessness despite the fact that the game is worth 2000 times the price of triple A modern releases.

Bad Rats/10 - Buy this game NOW!
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Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: May 27
I sit in misery, looking for any sign of hope. I scroll through my long list of steam games, looking for an answer to the pain. Out of the corner of my eye I see it. A game sent to me as a mere gag, but surely, surely there was something special behind the jest. Something wonderful. I install the game. I hit play. As the game loads up I'm greeted with music. I listen, eyes closed. In a whispering moment, My lips curl into a smile, my heart beats in rhythm, my head sways side to side. Could this be my shining light in a sea of misery, I ask myself. Tears roll down onto my cheeks. I take a deep breath and start a new game. Which I instantly regret doing because holy ♥♥♥♥ this game is probably one of the worst games I've played since super granny. Good soundtrack though. 10/10
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Recommended
20.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 13
Product received for free
An avant-garde critique of modern capitalism and America's foreign policies, combined with lightning fast gameplay and cutting wit, this game is quite possibly the most potent advocation for video games as an art form.

In summary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw9W-UPpB9w
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10 of 10 people (100%) found this review helpful
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Recommended
228.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 8
Bad Rats is a very complex game with many endings. It has about 42 story endings and a plot twist where one of the rats trick the cat. Bad Rats has earned GOTY on steam 5+ times for being an interactive story driven game. People say this game has as influential as half life 2. Bad Rats revolutionized the source engine. Gabe Newman himself said "We created the surce 2 engine for Bad Rats: The Rats Strike back, because it was such a masterpeice of our generation", Bad Rats still stands the test of time. As a game every game developer should play before getting into the game industry.

Some say Bad Rats was based off the award winning show Seinfeld. For its amazing story arc and many endings. Seinfeld also revolutionized the game industry but also the anime industry.
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