Kill 'em all in 2D and 3D!
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Mixed (111 reviews) - 59% of the 111 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Dec 19, 2007

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About This Game

Take out dozens of enemies, traps and other dangers with your knife, hand gun, machine gun, grenade launcher, satchel charges or sniper rifle!

6 varying levels taking place in the desert, jungle or city!

Fast action 3D platform gaming with classic 2D gameplay!

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 1000 MHz
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 2nd generation 'hardware TnL videocards with 64 MB memory such as: ATI Radeon 7500 or Nvidia Geforce 2
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 800 MB available space
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Mixed (111 reviews)
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95 of 117 people (81%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 23, 2014
Really, really bad game, even for 2007.

I've played the worst PS1 games you can find, and this still doesn't hold anything to them.

Don't buy this game.

I made this video so you can see for your self.
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71 of 84 people (85%) found this review helpful
60 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
180.1 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2014
I use this a weapon, I bought copies of this on sale and send it to people as a passive aggresive way of driving them mad.

When a game is so bad I use it to break connections with people that I don't want to talk to, you know you have done badly.
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273 of 403 people (68%) found this review helpful
56 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 17, 2014
What other game gives you side-scrolling platforming AND first-person shooting? Exactly.
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80 of 104 people (77%) found this review helpful
50 people found this review funny
37 of 45 people (82%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: January 5, 2015
Where to start, I could call this the worst game ever made and I wouldn't be wrong. To truely understand just how horrific this game is a person needs only turn it on for the first time. I am pretty certain I got this game for less than a dollar, and that is one dollar I'll never see back.

This game is worse than one of those free flash games you get from a shady website that pop's up while your surfing for porn in the middle of the night. In fact many of those games are far superior to this mess.

I'd say this game is like getting a root canel, as the numbing agent starts to wear off and you can feel the dentist begin to kill the roots in your teeth. Except having that done is probably more fun than this flaming pile of refuge.

Please do yourself a favor, take that dollar you would have spend playing this game, set it on fire and place the charred remains between two slices of bread.... you would get more value out of your money this way...

Although if you do buy the game, keep in mind you'll join the ranks of gamers like myself who love picking up crap...
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29 of 32 people (91%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: March 15, 2015
I did not play this game. I endured it. This product fails in almost every regard.

The graphics and animations are terrible, they look barely better than the original Playstation.

The sounds are generic and often are implemented wrong. In the level where you destroy 12 cent's sports car the baseball bat makes a clanging sound even when you miss. On multiple occasions, I've heard enemies death sound effects when I plant explosives or pick up extra health.

The controls are terrible and you will die repeatedly (or at least more than usual) if you do not rebind them. The down button crouches, but the up button makes you crouch and move forward. Jump and melee are 1 and 2 for some inexplicable reason.

The combat is mindless and unfair. You just aim at an enemy and open fire with your infinite pistol or machine gun until they die. You will take hits from the enemies no matter how good you get. The game hides instant death traps behind foreground objects, and I have had humvees drive through walls and kill me.

In addition to ALL OF THIS, the game is glitchy. As I said before, humvees will occasionally drive through walls and kill you, falling off a building can crash the game, and I've even been hit by a humvee through a wall and ended up outside the play area. I was promptly run over by a humvee that drove through a building.

In short, this game is terrible in every way. Every way except its enjoyability. For some strange reason, I found an odd charm to it. Its story was as cliche as possible and the gameplay really shouldn't have been fun, but it kind of was. If you like games that are so bad that they're kind of fun, then this game could be worth picking up. For everyone else though, I would highly recommend you stay away.
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27 of 34 people (79%) found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: December 21, 2014
Imagine you fell off a bridge into cold water, then four school trucks fell off that bridge and landed on you. The trucks set on fire and explode incinerating your crushed corpse untill you are a pile of ash. That ash was eaten by a dog and then ♥♥♥♥ out and thrown at Kim jong un, kim launches 4 nuclear missiles that destroy humanity and erases all life from earth. (I didn't know where I was going with that story) Essentialy this game is cancer...
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252 of 427 people (59%) found this review helpful
40 people found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 15, 2014
This game is amazing and truly "Has It All": graphics, sounds, images, keyboard buttons that sometimes do things, little tiny people who aren't real and don't look real but you can pretend that they are (some are good, some are evil), and much much more. You are a dude with a knife who must stop a gigantic drug cartel from making more drugs! But how can you do that? Well you stab many people until they all die. Then you will have bested the drug war and come out a hero. "Winners do not use drugs" - George H. W. Bush Jr.

This game was worth somebody else's $4.24 and possibly more! Will play again! Join my Alpha Zylon clan, coming up soon!
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70 of 114 people (61%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
15 of 18 people (83%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: February 16, 2015
+Jerma did a video

-Awful presentation
-Atrocious A.I.
-The first section is one of the most frustrating levels in history
-Not even funny bad

1/10 - Abysmal
I seriously only bought this game because Jerma did a video on it and it was hilarious. Plus it was on sale for like 40 cents. It's not even like Superman 64 or Sonic '06 with the whole "so bad it's good" thing, so I can't even recommend it on that merit.
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Recently Posted
0.2 hrs
Posted: September 21
Tags : Sidescroll Shooter
Overall Quality : Mediocre
Developper : Team 6
Publisher : Strategy First (!!)

There was a time when Strategy First was a respectiable name ...

This is sad. You control a blocky guy with limited controls, ennemies will walk off rooftops, you reload every bullet you shoot, there are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ platforming sections with a jump button you cannot control, and the game throws in a civilian which is the same dude who tells you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fluff text at the beginning of a mission so you dont just spam fire your gun the whole way through. No enjoyment to be had there and if this is a joke its not funny

Going to hide this from library now
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[G-MAN2][bodenebas]Billy Maize
0.7 hrs
Posted: August 6
very fun and educational
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James 'Killer Keemstar' Robson
0.3 hrs
Posted: July 24
This games is good for a laugh
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0.3 hrs
Posted: July 6
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Brian S
0.2 hrs
Posted: May 10
Absolutely horrible game
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The Tanner
1.0 hrs
Posted: April 8
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare copied this game
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4.5 hrs
Posted: March 14
Snake 'round. 10/10

Worth $0.99 all day every day join my Alpha Zylon Clan. We free all da hostages. BABADABAHADBA
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Satire is Dead
0.3 hrs
Posted: March 7
Funny for about 16 minutes.
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no plz
0.1 hrs
Posted: February 12
No,Just.. NO
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0.1 hrs
Posted: February 2
This game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. You start the game and you're forced to step on mines. Sure there are some points where you can jump over, but very difficult to impossible. I mean, what the hell? I can hardly go 10 yards away from the beginning point of this game, and you sell that to me on Steam? Please don't become a place of junk game collection, Steam.
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