Kill 'em all in 2D and 3D!
Release Date: Dec 19, 2007
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About This Game

Take out dozens of enemies, traps and other dangers with your knife, hand gun, machine gun, grenade launcher, satchel charges or sniper rifle!

6 varying levels taking place in the desert, jungle or city!

Fast action 3D platform gaming with classic 2D gameplay!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 1000 MHz
    • Memory: 256 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 2nd generation 'hardware TnL videocards with 64 MB memory such as: ATI Radeon 7500 or Nvidia Geforce 2
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 800 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
8 of 8 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: November 26
This is truly one of the worst platformers I've played, and that's just from 20 minutes of playing it. Nothing works. The controls are beyond broken. You press up to crawl on the ground. I repeat: you press UP to crawl on the ground. When the first level is challenging because of broken mechanics and takes you at least five minutes to get past the first enemy because you only have a knife and you're moving on a 2D plane, you know you're screwed. Even for 49 cents, it's still a major ripoff.
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8 of 14 people (57%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 19
This game is believed to have been the original catalyst for the Black death

not even god forgives it as it lays languishing in the seventh circle of f♥♥♥♥ing Hell.
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 27
This game is literally better than crack cocaine. This beautiful masterpeice of a game will bring a grown man to tears.
But seriously DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! You might think this game would be funny to play... and you're right. But after about five minutes my friend started crying. It is really THAT bad. Avoid it like the plague. Your welcome.
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162 of 211 people (77%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 17
What other game gives you side-scrolling platforming AND first-person shooting? Exactly.
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215 of 342 people (63%) found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record
Posted: July 15
This game is amazing and truly "Has It All": graphics, sounds, images, keyboard buttons that sometimes do things, little tiny people who aren't real and don't look real but you can pretend that they are (some are good, some are evil), and much much more. You are a dude with a knife who must stop a gigantic drug cartel from making more drugs! But how can you do that? Well you stab many people until they all die. Then you will have bested the drug war and come out a hero. "Winners do not use drugs" - George H. W. Bush Jr.

This game was worth somebody else's $4.24 and possibly more! Will play again! Join my Alpha Zylon clan, coming up soon!
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39 of 51 people (76%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 23
Really, really bad game, even for 2007.

I've played the worst PS1 games you can find, and this still doesn't hold anything to them.

Don't buy this game.

I made this video so you can see for your self.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MugEn_ysMSc
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50 of 70 people (71%) found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 22
wow
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7 of 16 people (44%) found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 24
Half-Life 2.
Metal Gear Solid.
No.
ALPHA ZYLON.
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13 of 33 people (39%) found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 15
After playing this game I only have one question. When will we be seeing the GOTY edition out on steam?
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2 of 11 people (18%) found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: September 28
At $4.99, this can be called nothing but an absolute steal. The graphics and sound surpass the standard for indie videogaming, and received numerous awards at Sundance Film Festival, and for good reason. The cinematic is illustrated by the inventive camera angles, and the realistic "first person shooting". To conclude, Team 6 Studios and Strategy First really outdid themselves this time. Check this game out, you won't regret it!
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114 of 260 people (44%) found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 15
Really great!
Fun kill!
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