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Release Date: May 27, 2014
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Buy Hippocampal: The White Sofa

$4.99

About the Game

Hippocampal is a satiric contemplative game.
- Satiric because we are mocking the hero, game characters, movies, comic books and video games we liked. And also the ones you like. Basically everything that tells you to be what you do not want to be.
- Contemplative because you just have to walk through this world to understand how it works.

Story
You are an astronaut (M.kurt.C) taking some time off in orbit, enjoying your holidays, when suddenly from out of nowhere monsters crash into you and send you back to earth…
What are you going to do? Take revenge for this cosmic attack? Find ways to keep relaxing? Prevent those creatures from attacking earth? It all depends on the trauma of the crash, right?

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 64bit
    • Processor: Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 1GB Video Cards with Directx 9
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 500 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
17 of 23 people (74%) found this review helpful
779 products in account
18 reviews
0.1 hrs on record
Game does not run.
Shows splash screen and then leaves.
Game specs state that DirectX 9 is required but in actual fact, the splash screen says Dx11 so that must be the problem.
More lies.
Posted: June 18th, 2014
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7 of 11 people (64%) found this review helpful
624 products in account
2 reviews
0.8 hrs on record
Destilled meaningless cryptic bull'.
Inflict it on your enemies, annoying siblings, and that one friend that owes you money.
You might get some fun out of giving it to someone as a joke, just don't buy it with the intention of enjoying it yourself.
Posted: June 30th, 2014
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
68 products in account
2 reviews
0.3 hrs on record
This game is ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is not deep or seterical like the poorly written game explination says. This seems like one of those ♥♥♥♥ games you buy to make a ♥♥♥♥ty youtube reaction video or to ♥♥♥♥ with one of your friends. I cant believe I actually wasted money on this. I hope nobody else buys this. If you must play this ♥♥♥♥, please Pirate it. These people do not diserve the money for such a shameful job a creating a game.
Posted: July 22nd, 2014
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10 of 18 people (56%) found this review helpful
384 products in account
261 reviews
0.2 hrs on record
3/10 *and my recommendations! :-\
Posted: June 20th, 2014
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6 of 17 people (35%) found this review helpful
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1 review
0.6 hrs on record
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Posted: July 4th, 2014
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