The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death. Narrated By award winning No-wave high priestess Jarboe (SWANS,The path).
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Negative (2,332 reviews)
Release Date: Sep 12, 2014

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""a weirdy little vignette that throws videogames, forteana and drugs into the mix over the course of around 20 minutes""
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Reviews

“This is the kind of game that interrupts gameplay with actual footage of people calling it garbage. The kind that aspires to be viewed as "shovelware." The kind that claims to be "the unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in the desert." The kind about space nuns saving orbital monasteries, featuring narration by no-wave godhead Jarboe. Uriel's Chasm, in other words, is the kind of game you should play immediately.”
Kill screen daily

“Those who appreciate indie games, particularly ones that push boundaries of what is acceptable for games, should pursue this. Uriel’s Chasm is an uncomfortable, avant-garde title that has hooked me. Chances are more unsuspecting players will continue to fall under its strange spell.”
Hardcore gamer

“Uriel's Chasm is an acquired taste, but something tells me this could find it's way to reaching cult classic status one day.”
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About This Game

"Sister Tabitha has been asleep 8 years. On route to investigate the disappearance of the orbital Monastery "Enoch's Hope"; She is haunted by reoccurring dreams of a Dimethyltryptamine harvesting "Garden of paradise"."

At least that's what the box said to the obscure avante garde 90's game the "Shovelware Queens" started reviewing.

The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death.

Featuring :-

- Voice over By award winning SWANS no-wave high priestess Jarboe

- Ancient Hebrew story telling techniques of Allegory and Typology.

- Rich Context that infinitely rewards further investigation.

- Gamestyles including a complete re-imagining of Asteroids, High octane "Ghett-ro" Euroshmup action and "Non-Game" meta weirdness.

- Metaphysics drawn from over 7 years of research.

- Pulsing keytar soundtrack by Dylan Barry (Super killer hornet Resurrection, NPPD RUSH, Psichodelya)

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 and up
    • Processor: 2 gig dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Latest driver direct x 9
    • Sound Card: Latest driver direct x 9
Helpful customer reviews
104 of 154 people (68%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: February 10
Follow these steps and you will be awesome!

1. Install Game
2. Click on Play
3. Go Away for 3h
4. Come back and quite the game
5. Delete it
6. Never anymore hear for it!
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33 of 45 people (73%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: April 20
Uninstall Simulator 2015

Gameplay: Literally unplayable

Graphics: "Retro" style,
Too much swag, it gave me cancer.

Audio: Seems like they stole the music from 1950's recording studio.

I got this game for free and I still feel like I paid too much for it.

Trust me,
Don't waste your money on this game.
Nor waste your bandwidth to download the game
... Nor your time trying to play this game.

Is this game made by Satan himself?

Rating: 0/10

Disclaimer: Everything is purely based on my opinion.
Thanks for reading!~
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33 of 46 people (72%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 3
How this game is even on Steam is beyond me.

At least I could sell the cards.
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29 of 41 people (71%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 25
Get Card
Hide Game From Library
Forget This Game
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26 of 36 people (72%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: April 19
Cards? Not even the cards are worth for this one.
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