The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death. Narrated By award winning No-wave high priestess Jarboe (SWANS,The path).
User reviews:
Recent:
Mostly Negative (14 reviews) - 21% of the 14 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Overwhelmingly Negative (2,733 reviews) - 16% of the 2,733 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Sep 12, 2014

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August 16

Fever dream

The next rail slave project is live, for a limited time



https://groupees.com/the5013



Do what you must

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May 27

Furry "coming of age-vania" (coming later this year)


Think platform puzzling inspired by 8-bit Dizzy crossed with shinobi, simons quest and NES turtles. The battle system is inspired by FF7 Crisis core's gambit system and Parasite eve ...Yeah.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6CAaeGrRA
(VERY early stuff)

Oh and lots of pianos

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Reviews

“This is the kind of game that interrupts gameplay with actual footage of people calling it garbage. The kind that aspires to be viewed as "shovelware." The kind that claims to be "the unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in the desert." The kind about space nuns saving orbital monasteries, featuring narration by no-wave godhead Jarboe. Uriel's Chasm, in other words, is the kind of game you should play immediately.”
Kill screen daily

“Those who appreciate indie games, particularly ones that push boundaries of what is acceptable for games, should pursue this. Uriel’s Chasm is an uncomfortable, avant-garde title that has hooked me. Chances are more unsuspecting players will continue to fall under its strange spell.”
Hardcore gamer

“Uriel's Chasm is an acquired taste, but something tells me this could find it's way to reaching cult classic status one day.”
Modvive

About This Game

"Sister Tabitha has been asleep 8 years. On route to investigate the disappearance of the orbital Monastery "Enoch's Hope"; She is haunted by reoccurring dreams of a Dimethyltryptamine harvesting "Garden of paradise"."

At least that's what the box said to the obscure avante garde 90's game the "Shovelware Queens" started reviewing.

The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death.

Featuring :-

- Voice over By award winning SWANS no-wave high priestess Jarboe

- Ancient Hebrew story telling techniques of Allegory and Typology.

- Rich Context that infinitely rewards further investigation.

- Gamestyles including a complete re-imagining of Asteroids, High octane "Ghett-ro" Euroshmup action and "Non-Game" meta weirdness.

- Metaphysics drawn from over 7 years of research.

- Pulsing keytar soundtrack by Dylan Barry (Super killer hornet Resurrection, NPPD RUSH, Psichodelya)

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 and up
    • Processor: 2 gig dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Latest driver direct x 9
    • Sound Card: Latest driver direct x 9
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Mostly Negative (14 reviews)
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Bella COCONUTS
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 29
no
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uranyer
3.4 hrs
Posted: August 27
If anyone can actually pull it off to get this "psychological horror" masterpiece developed and published on steam they deserve some credit. Greatest trolls ever. Should you have ever wondered how it feels like to be blind: give it a shot, you'll be happy to poke your eyes out with that green little pen on your desk in no time!

5/7 best Dr.Nick eye-surgery simulator
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Relaxed Frost
4.3 hrs
Posted: August 21
Product received for free
1. I woke up
2. I opened steam
3. I bought Uriel Chasm
4. I was happy

Now read the real story : 2,3,1,4
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#dicksoutforriddick IC
0.3 hrs
Posted: August 19
My grandparents survived WWI and WWII in Germany.
My parents are pretty much a sobstory of financial degradation of todays economy.
I survived Uriel´s Spasm.

I´m quite the grandachiever.

Still somehow I liked the game.... at least until the acid kicked in. http://i.imgur.com/nHbjnCM.gif
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Kuro Neko Nyaa
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 19
Product received for free
Better than No Man´s Sky.
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Luisfius
0.3 hrs
Posted: August 16
Drugs + religion.
Quite a trip.
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noob l tf2roulette.com
2.4 hrs
Posted: August 16
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Harambe
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 15
if u valu3 ur lyfe donut buy gaem, will giev you cancer
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Darb Yelur
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 6
I have no idea how this game even got in my library.
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Hamish
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 2
Kill me
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
22 of 23 people (96%) found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
4.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 21
Product received for free
1. I woke up
2. I opened steam
3. I bought Uriel Chasm
4. I was happy

Now read the real story : 2,3,1,4
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
13 of 14 people (93%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 6
I have no idea how this game even got in my library.
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 16
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tell me why am i exist
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: August 15
if u valu3 ur lyfe donut buy gaem, will giev you cancer
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 19
My grandparents survived WWI and WWII in Germany.
My parents are pretty much a sobstory of financial degradation of todays economy.
I survived Uriel´s Spasm.

I´m quite the grandachiever.

Still somehow I liked the game.... at least until the acid kicked in. http://i.imgur.com/nHbjnCM.gif
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,285 of 1,393 people (92%) found this review helpful
628 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 29, 2014
I got this game for free and I still feel like I paid too much for it.
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418 of 455 people (92%) found this review helpful
251 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 27, 2015
Please, kill me.
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709 of 805 people (88%) found this review helpful
187 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 30, 2014
1) Launch this stuff
2) Minimize the window
3) Get your cards
4) Delete this stuff
5) Never remember about it
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