The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death. Narrated By award winning No-wave high priestess Jarboe (SWANS,The path).
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Negative (2,633 reviews) - 16% of the 2,633 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Sep 12, 2014

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“This is the kind of game that interrupts gameplay with actual footage of people calling it garbage. The kind that aspires to be viewed as "shovelware." The kind that claims to be "the unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in the desert." The kind about space nuns saving orbital monasteries, featuring narration by no-wave godhead Jarboe. Uriel's Chasm, in other words, is the kind of game you should play immediately.”
Kill screen daily

“Those who appreciate indie games, particularly ones that push boundaries of what is acceptable for games, should pursue this. Uriel’s Chasm is an uncomfortable, avant-garde title that has hooked me. Chances are more unsuspecting players will continue to fall under its strange spell.”
Hardcore gamer

“Uriel's Chasm is an acquired taste, but something tells me this could find it's way to reaching cult classic status one day.”
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About This Game

"Sister Tabitha has been asleep 8 years. On route to investigate the disappearance of the orbital Monastery "Enoch's Hope"; She is haunted by reoccurring dreams of a Dimethyltryptamine harvesting "Garden of paradise"."

At least that's what the box said to the obscure avante garde 90's game the "Shovelware Queens" started reviewing.

The Unlicensed Bible game that should have been buried in a desert is back !! and this time its taking no prisoners on its metaphysical "psychosis quest" into the very nature of God and death.

Featuring :-

- Voice over By award winning SWANS no-wave high priestess Jarboe

- Ancient Hebrew story telling techniques of Allegory and Typology.

- Rich Context that infinitely rewards further investigation.

- Gamestyles including a complete re-imagining of Asteroids, High octane "Ghett-ro" Euroshmup action and "Non-Game" meta weirdness.

- Metaphysics drawn from over 7 years of research.

- Pulsing keytar soundtrack by Dylan Barry (Super killer hornet Resurrection, NPPD RUSH, Psichodelya)

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 and up
    • Processor: 2 gig dual core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Latest driver direct x 9
    • Sound Card: Latest driver direct x 9
Helpful customer reviews
173 of 193 people (90%) found this review helpful
126 people found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 12, 2015
Got it for free, still feel ripped off.
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104 of 118 people (88%) found this review helpful
86 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: November 18, 2015
I had a argument with my friend and was unsure if we were ever gonna be friends again, later he gifted me this game. And i understood the friendship was over
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179 of 225 people (80%) found this review helpful
181 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: August 14, 2015
A friend of mine was dying due to lung cancer, so I gifted him this game to put him out of misery.
Now he's threatening to kill me.
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71 of 84 people (85%) found this review helpful
62 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 13, 2015
If I was the last person on Earth,

If all electronics but my computer were destroyed,

If I was stuck in a vault with nothing to do,

If my computer didn't have anything but this game installed,

If I needed to play this game to survive,

I would still not play it.
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57 of 69 people (83%) found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: November 30, 2015
i talked 2 god
nd he sed ur game is ♥♥♥♥
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