In a world where dragons conquered the world and humanity’s last hope is... Ah, who are we kidding. Are you pretending to work? Are you in need of an escape to continue the charade? Then this game is something you need! While your boss thinks you’re busy clicking, your dragon does the flicking.
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20 fev. 2024
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"Ascent of the Dragon" is an endless side-scrolling runner! It has leaderboard support, so when you are playing this during office hours, meetings or calls, you can still get some progression in your life. Trust me, your boss won’t give you that satisfaction.

Here are many of the reasons to play this game:
  • Pretending to Work: It's the perfect cover for when your boss is talking about something that's supposed to be easy but ends up being very complicated as always.
  • Nightingale, Palworld, or Helldivers 2 will take some time to download. It's better to play this than to just stare at your screen.
  • Procrastination Aid: Have important tasks to do and you are looking for an escape rope? This game is the perfect tool for procrastination.
  • Screensaver: When you leave the game running, it makes for a great and unique screensaver. The ultimate disguise to continue the charade.
  • Thanks to the leaderboards, you can play during office hours, meetings or calls to still enjoy some progression in your life as your boss will never give you that satisfaction.
  • Dragons: Everybody loves dragons, so why miss out? Note: If you haven’t bought the game at this point in the description, I will send my pet dragon to burn you to a crisp.
  • Healthy life choice: It's cheaper than a beer or any type of junk food, which makes it healthier.
  • Strive to be the best: This probably won’t be hard, this game will probably sell worse than the deal I made with the devil.
  • Introvert: When you're not in the mood to interact with other humans, this game provides the perfect excuse. "Sorry, can't talk. I'm busy guiding a dragon to its next collision”.


If you are still reading the description at this point, then there’s no other option than to accept the inevitable. Buy this game. Come on! DO IT.

Requisitos do Sistema

    Mínimos:
    • Sistema Operativo: a potato
    • Processador: Some wires to give the potato electricity
    • Memória: 2 GB de RAM
    • Placa gráfica: Carve some room in the potato for a screen
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    • Sistema Operativo: a potato
    • Processador: Some wires to give the potato electricity
    • Memória: 2 GB de RAM
    • Placa gráfica: Carve some room in potato the for a screen

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