An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes. Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.
User reviews: Very Positive (174 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 25, 2014

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September 30

v1.107 Update

Just in time to celebrate ten years of a soul-grinding office job, heres a new update and a 75% off sale!

Fixed a few audio bugs and hopefully solved the 1080 screen resolution bug. Please let me know via comments here or email support.

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About This Game

An isometric orgy of bloody violence and huge chiptunes.

Battle your way through 27 levels of corporate architecture full of brain dead, corporate, buzzword-spewing, project managers using office furniture as your primary weapons.

Fight back against the forces of tyranny and liberate your fellow coworkers from the oppressive evil that dominates them, in a series of challenges deep inside the bowels of a massive evil corporation: SuperCorp.

Smash ALL THE THINGS.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.4GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: 7
    • Processor: 2.8GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Hard Drive: 250 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
14 of 22 people (64%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 3
Dear Patrons of offices and simulators alike.

I, as an office professional and simulation game player find this game to be a poor example of our lifestyle. I know that as game developers, the creators felt a public pressure to add traditional "video game" elements but they chose poorly. This game features more about fighting that it does about working. I tried to hold a meeting and one of my co-workers broke the projector.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 25
"Fun for when you feel like killing your boss"

- Graphics 8/10
I think for this type of game the graphics suit it very well, this ofcourse is my opinion.

- Storyline 7/10
The game has some story to it, not much of it though. I still enjoyed it quite a bit. It could have been improved a little, but what kind of story can you expect from a game where you can throw pencils and staples.

- Gameplay 9/10
The gameplay of the game just feels amazing, there are so many available options of how you want to kill the zombies its insane! You can kill them by just maning up and hiting them with your fists or just go out on a rampage shooting staples, shotguns, pencils, handguns or even ninja stars! Why not a 10 out of 10 you ask? (I know you do) Because there are some areas in the map where you just get stuck in debree or get glitched out of the map and can't get back in. The game also had a nice touch where at the end of each level you see how much damage you did to the level, how many zombies you killed or how many survivors you rescued.

Controls 10/10
I didn't find any problems with the controls of the game, the default wasd to move and left click to shoot. Switch between weapons with the num-pad or just scroll. Perfectly normal.

A.I. 5/10
It's zombie A.I. how can you screw it up, right?
It's acceptable, but not good. The zombies tend to form flocks of sandbags that do nothing.

Final Verdict 8/10
Enjoy it, Love it, Beat it.

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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 13
Hordes of Zombies!
Many weapons!
Insane destructions! OMG! Battlefield 4 sucks!
Horrible voice acting!
Sweet soundtrack!

7/10
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 4
This game has offices and zombies, you can destroy a lot of stuff. it's good, get it 10/10
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 7
This game rocks. Period.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: October 5
The game gets what is fun about zombies in videogames: slaughtering them in masses with a wide array of weapons.
Combined with the satisfactory feeling of smashing office equipment and cubicles, this is a simple actiongame done right.
The writing, especially the one-liners, is pretty bad (the buzzword-spewing zombies are pretty much the highlight), but the simple solution is to turn up the fantastic soundtrack and keep. Wrecking. Stuff!
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 1
I've felt like this.

I work in an office environment, and I knew what this game was going to be before I ever touched it. Super simplistic, easy to play, and the novelty would wear off fast. The value is in what you expect to get for your money, and whether or not you enjoy it. I certainly enjoyed it for about an hour, I'm not sure how long the actual game is, but an hour (or so) was enough.

The graphics are what they are, you can clearly see that this is your pixel-art swingymabob affair. Considering that, they look pretty good. I don't know if everyone in the game is meant to be fat, or if the artists that work on it just don't have a good idea of what people actually look like. This doesn't detract from it, at the very least they look funny. No one's going to grade the score of this game on the graphics.

I got it in a bundle, and for that price, it can't be beat. On sale for 50% off, still worth it. If I get an hour or two out of a game, without getting bored or annoyed with it, I figure it's worth the small amount I pay for it - especially when given to me in a bundle.

I've played much, much worse looking and much, much worse sounding games. The soundtrack is quite entertaining, most games like this have exactly one 35 second loop that just plays over, and over, and over. This game has a 35 second loop for each level! Kudos. The boss fights are rather entertaining, and you may find yourself dragging them out, because those are the most fun parts really.

You continually shoot, beat, or blow things up, you save your fellow coworkers that are given sarcastic titles, and you unlock weapons throughout the game by beating levels. You can literally sit back in a corner when being faced with a mob and just swing a telephone over your head until they're all finished and then go pick up your ammo and powerups, so there's no real challenge to it.

You type too much, I'm not reading all of that version

If you work in an office environment and you've had a bad day, you will blow off steam (pardon the pun, hurrhurr) by playing this game. I got it in a bundle and I'm totally satisfied with it. It's leaps and bounds better than a lot of the crap that gets Greenlit. For under 5 bucks, if you get an hour out of this game you've gotten your moneys worth. Entertaining music, simple gameplay, and manages to do what it sets out to do. The humor isn't that funny, even for office humor, the voice acting isn't that great, and the game randomly freezes/crashes from time to time. Again, not nearly as bad as I've seen other games.

Final Verdict

Want to kill an hour and it's on sale for 2 bucks? Yeah, go for it. It's good for that. No one is getting this and expecting a serious 20-hour investment of time. 6/10 overall. Fix the crashes.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: October 5
worth the 1.24. it'd be hard for it not to be. Great soundtrack, and I came 3 times.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 17
"Can I borrow your chainsaw?" "No you can't borrow my chainsaw!"
These people get me. Pixels. Check. Zambies. Check. Explosions. Check. Terrible but funny voice acting. Check.

Well I think you get the idea.
All im saying is that its a great game. So get it now. Its only 5 bucks (unless its on sale while your reading this).
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 1
OMG! Quick, Cheap, Fun. Will Will Smith Smith.
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: October 2
Looks like a regular day in my office... Nothing new but a lot of warm memories ^^
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0.9 hrs on record
Posted: October 16
A fun, good value stress reliever!
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0.8 hrs on record
Posted: October 16
Pure Awesome.
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0.5 hrs on record
Posted: October 19
my new retro-style game :D
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1.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 25
This game is a joke about itself - hypocritical and dull. Also very short, looks more like a flash game to me, and there are flash games a lot better than this. The soundtrack is nice though.

3/10
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0.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 25
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
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0.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 26
A fun game to play if you are bored and just need something to do, With the new music player on steam the sound track is definitely worth a purchase on its own without the game 36 songs and as far as I can see they are all pretty good.

The game itself is pretty decent, the way the people look is slightly strange as everyone looks like they have been in the local fast food place for a little too long, whether it is a way at looking at the obese population of society or just the people not being too good at making people you tell me, that doesn't really take away from the game at all and it is still enjoyable, the cutscenes between the levels are kind of awkward to watch as the voice acting isn't the best in the world but some of it is quite amusing to watch, if this bugs you you can skip them and get to the action quicker.

Wide variety of weapons available and with power ups appearing now and again to make it more enjoyable (flamethrowing chainsaw...I think yes) some ranged some melee so it does give you an option on how to play.

I personally bought the game on sale for £1.24 (Soundtrack edition) I would say the off sale price for the soundtrack is worth it more than the game but that is just an opinion. I would say if you don't have a powerful machine to run a lot of games at a solid 30 and suffer from frame drops (me currently) it is a decent game to pick up. If you also don't have tons of money as well as this I would suggest putting this game on the list
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0.8 hrs on record
Posted: October 26
A really fun isometric zombie killing game. Really good homour and an amazing soundtrack.
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3.1 hrs on record
Posted: October 25
aaahhhh, so satisfying man. This, Payday 2, and Hotline Miami are my jam for therapeutic anti-capitalist ultraviolence. This really gives me hope for the video game industry since good wholesome anti-social fantasies can be realized with over the top irony, a total lack of taste and great electro house music.
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0.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 1
It seems a pretty fun concept. Until you realize the keyboard doesn't work right. Then you try with a gamepad, moving is easier but the buttons don't all seem to work right and there's no sane way to map which buttons do what. It might be a good game in the future, but the controls need some serious polish before I'd recommend anybody get this.
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