There not a lot of games that break the sound barrier of crapiness, this one just broke the light speed barrier, thats how awful it is. This game looks, feels, sounds and looks, like an iPhone game you might play once or twice on the way back home from work, on the train, to try and avoid the creepy fat dude that is staring at you from across your sit. thats the only purpose of this game, to be used in order of getting out of akward situations. it is sure not wothy being called a desktop game. the feeling of a scam game reeks from this so called game, by that i mean that the greedy owner of this company told himself, while sitting on the crapper... "hmmm, i have an idea!!! lets make the simplest game ever and cover it up with retro graphics (because retro is in, you know Hipsters and what not), make the graphics as simple as possibly, and offer this game for FREE. since people are soulless consumers who like thing free, they will download it, and since people are stupid they will draw some enjoinment from this, and because people are spinless creatures of habit they will have to buy the added DLC to this game, EASY MONEY, lets start making the ♥♥♥♥iest game made in the last sevral decades".
So i am giving this game: 0 out of 10.
Cons: Insult to human inteligence.
DONT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME ITS A WASTE OF TIME AND YOUR MENTAL HEALTH.