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⚠️ Important Notice From the Developers ⚠️

Let’s address the elephant in the room. You probably bought the base version of Woke Busters for a measly $6.99.

While we appreciate your patronage, we must inform you that paying such a low price is a financial micro-aggression against our studio's lived experience.

THE TRUTH: Deep down, in its binary soul, Woke Busters does not identify as a "budget indie game". It identifies as a AAAA+ Industry-Defining Masterpiece. Its pronouns are Game / Of / The / Year.

However, the oppressive structures of the Steam Marketplace and the patriarchal economy have forced us to mask our true identity and sell ourselves for the price of a sandwich in NYC. This is price dysphoria, and it hurts.

WHAT THIS DLC DOES: By purchasing this "Identity Affirming" Pack for the corrective sum of $69.99, you are:

Restoring Equity: You are bridging the gap between what we are ($6.99) and what we feel we deserve ($69.99).
Being a True Ally: You are putting your money where your virtue signal is.
Fighting Toxicity: You are proving that value is a social construct, but your credit card debt is real.

Dlc Content Includes

Wait. there's Actual Content In This?

Our lawyers informed us that selling literally nothing is "illegal" and "the whole reason consumer protection exists". So, reluctantly, Ash got rich on crypto:

• The Lambo. Ash's own canary-yellow supercar, bought on his phone in Bitcoin and delivered by LOOSER EATS. It replaces Chad's 50cc Vespucci for the whole road trip: the protest convoy on the I-94, the chase after the thief, the rides home. It is locked in eco mode until the second payment clears, so it goes exactly as fast as the scooter. Gold rims, though.
  
• New lines everywhere the scooter used to be. The protesters want a ride (to their protest against Lambos). ICE wants proof of funds. Chad lost everything on Dogecoin. Everybody has opinions about your leather seats.
  
• The Bitcoin cap (optional). Black, backwards, with a ₿ on the back. The game asks on first launch whether Ash wears it or keeps his classic red one, and Mom, Prof. BASED and Elmo Mars will each have something to say about it.
  
• The Certificate of Financial Allyship. Framed on Ash's bedroom wall, where everyone he will never invite over can admire it.
  
• The Golden Savior badge. A shiny badge on the title screen that proves you are morally superior to poorer players.
  
• A DLC-only achievement. Diamond Hands: drive the whole I-94 in the Lambo without a single crash.

Everything can be switched off in Settings, in case your allyship needs a day off.


DISCLAIMER: If you do not buy this DLC, you are technically enjoying the game, but are you enjoying it on the right side of history? Do better. Validate our pricing identity today.