À propos de ce bundle

A one-piece Trash cosmetic set made entirely of 67% wood, the rest is… tears. In honor of our Early Access personnel, in recognition of their long hands and deep pockets.

Includes:

• Carl’s Childhood Stick – One man’s beloved trash is another man’s upcycled trinket.

Plus everything in the Founder’s Edition:

• Alt-Comedian Mask Head – Legal assures us the likeness is defensible.
• Carl’s Golden Antenna Bobber – Classic Rangus Meats™ executive configuration.
• Golden Spatula – Authenticated replica of the utensil used to prepare the first product at our flagship location.
• Rare & Questionable Cuts – A ten-track concept album from the galaxy’s least reliable employees: One More Game, preserved for historical and legal reasons.

And other worthless items that will not add any material value to your already sad existence.

This recognition package is exclusive to those Early Access participants with fewer than 3 synapses.
It will not be issued after launch.

Available as long as it’s available, then it won’t be.