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Watch out, there's a goblin over there! Have you dispatched him with a deceased Blade's rusty blade? Good, we can now keep trekking through the revamped Imperial sewers dungeon that unofficial Oblivion remake Skyblivion's devs have just shown off.

The massive Skyrim mod's getting ever closer to the release its creators have pencilled in for later this year. Despite that looming, they've not opted to skip what's become an annual cameo at fan-run Skyrim modding showcase Creation Mod Con, alongside a bunch of other in-the-works Elder Scrolls remake projects and add-ons.

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Sundays are for finally, after months of waiting, getting your siblings to come round and collect their shares of the bequeathed photos and other familial bric-a-brac that’s been leaving a dust smell in your spare room. Yet not getting mad about it, as you know their tardiness only confirms what you knew all along: you really are the most responsible one. Take that warm, cosy smugness to the sofa, and relax with some of the past week’s finest readables.

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The highlight of this week's produce at RPS was very definitely this excellent and important feature from Edwin and Nic. Go read it if you haven't already; then you're allowed to let us all know what your gaming plans are over the next couple days.

Here's what we're all clicking on this weekend!

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UK gamers, I’ve failed you. In the hours between me spotting that this 32-inch Samsung Odyssey monitor was reduced by £300, Amazon has put the price up by £100.

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We covered a great deal on a gaming chair the other day, but you might not have considered that your desk could be optimised for extra comfort for long periods.

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Duskers developers Misfit Attic have revealed Below The Crown, a chess-flavoured fantasy roguelike with an Inscryption-style meta-layer and some sexy 80s CRT visuals. You are a wizard, tasked with Gathering A Party and braving an offbrand Tron dungeon to retrieve some gold. Your upgradeable party members are based on chess units, and each floor of the dungeon is a grid-based combat puzzle inspired by classic chess manouevres like Forks and Pins. Here's a trailer.

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If the mountain-sized cop in Militsioner were just a massive looking glass in the sky, registering your every motion or infraction with sterile exactness, that would be fine. The trouble is, he is also a needy piece of shit. If you don't glance up and address him every few minutes, he'll complain thunderously about being unappreciated, and when the Cop feels bad about himself, it leads to floods. Tunnels and other low-lying areas become inaccessible. The Cop's wayward emotions rain down upon the game's clenched handful of city, which I think may be smaller overall than the Cop himself.

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Are you sitting down, Oblivion Remastered? It's alright. I've just got...some news I need to tell you. There's no easy way to say this. A modder's decided to put a bunch of Fortnitey emotes and dances inside you.

We can see the likes of dabs, the NaeNae, and even a stanky legg on the scans. They're cranking it, spanking that, and Snoop Dogging all over your internal organs too. There's nothing we could have done. That surgery which ported you from 2006 to 2025 increased the risk of this drastically, but how else were 12 year olds supposed to learn about the need to CLOSE SHUT THE JAWS OF OBLIVION?

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I’m struggling to find interesting things to say about Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater. Or, at least, new things – in the ongoing debate over whether remakes should meaningfully tinker with the original or stay as faithful as possible, Delta is firmly in the latter camp. It’s MGS3, basically! It looks better and it runs worse! It’s been twenty-one years and I still mentally supplant most of the actual dialogue with Hiiimdaisy comic jokes! That one’s my fault, granted.

I am, however, liking Snake Vs Monkey, a recreation of the original’s Ape Escape crossover mode where you dash around tranquilising and capturing cartoon chimps against the clock. Partly because I never played it on PS2 – I cruelly denied Hideo Kojima his dues by only ever renting MGS3 from Blockbuster, and evidently didn’t feel sideshows were worth cutting into the two days before I had to give it back. But also because it’s a strangely compelling time attack minigame, one that took mere minutes to have me optimising ape-tranqing strategies to shave the seconds off.

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Are you from the UK and partial to risque adult Steam games, such as Amarillo's Butt Slapper - the Dark Souls of Butt Slapping - or the timelessly iconic MILFs of Sunville? Bad! Naughty! GO DIRECTLY TO BED. Unless you have a valid credit card. Steam have begun rolling out a requirement for all UK-based users to verify their ages, if they wish to access store pages for games rated mature. According to reports, debit cards are acceptable too.

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