Jun 8, 2015
Patch v1.3.42504
Goat Simulator - [CSS] KConny
Patch notes for v1.3.42504
  • Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings.
  • Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw.
  • All mods should now work on Mac/Linux
  • Greatly decreased workshop item size
  • Delete Local content should now work.
  • Better Mac and Linux optimization.
  • Interp Actor optimization.
  • Cull Distance optimization.
  • Some other random optimizations.
  • Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back.
  • Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map.
  • Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels.

  • MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest.

  • GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food.
  • GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards.
  • GoatZ: Added a No Hunger Mutator.
  • GoatZ: Achievement for finding all Trophies in GoatZ.
  • GoatZ: Fixed the issue where GoatZ wouldn't show in map list.

  • Lol, fire alarm just started beeping. Gonna have change b82rez again.
Jun 8, 2015
Patch v1.3.42504
Goat Simulator - KConny
Patch notes for v1.3.42504
  • Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings.
  • Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw.
  • All mods should now work on Mac/Linux
  • Greatly decreased workshop item size
  • Delete Local content should now work.
  • Better Mac and Linux optimization.
  • Interp Actor optimization.
  • Cull Distance optimization.
  • Some other random optimizations.
  • Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back.
  • Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map.
  • Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels.

  • MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest.

  • GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food.
  • GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards.
  • GoatZ: Added a No Hunger Mutator.
  • GoatZ: Achievement for finding all Trophies in GoatZ.
  • GoatZ: Fixed the issue where GoatZ wouldn't show in map list.

  • Lol, fire alarm just started beeping. Gonna have change b82rez again.
May 8, 2015
New DLC Available - Goat Simulator: GoatZ
Goat Simulator - Valve
Goat Simulator: GoatZ, all new content for Goat Simulator is Now Available on Steam!

GoatZ. Mandatory zombie survival DLC, because that's what everyone is doing now.

GoatZ. This is your story. The only aim is to survive.

May 7, 2015
Got Your: GoatZ Adds Survival Tropes To Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator - contact@rockpapershotgun.com (Graham Smith)

You need to get into the spirit of Goat Simulator [official site], I suspect. There’s a part of my brain that’s eager to dismiss it as “lol so random” YouTube fodder, and a part of my brain that’s like, no, I enjoy physics sandboxes just fine too, thanks. The next bit of DLC is making these internal warring factions go thermonuclear: GoatZ adds survival mechanics to the deliberately-broken goat-based mess-around toybox. It’s out today and there’s a trailer below to help you get into the correct frame of mind.

… [visit site to read more]

May 5, 2015
GoatZ - new DLC for Goat Simulator!
Goat Simulator - @AntonWestbergh


That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!*

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?

Watch the official trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq33Evr92Jc
Features

-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

The DLC will go live sometime around morning Pacific time on May 7th and will cost $4.99.
May 5, 2015
GoatZ - new DLC for Goat Simulator!
Goat Simulator - arre


That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!*

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?

Watch the official trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq33Evr92Jc
Features

-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

The DLC will go live sometime around morning Pacific time on May 7th and will cost $4.99.
May 5, 2015
Goat Simulator: GoatZ DLC announced, is out this week
Goat Simulator

You may remember Goat Simulator from the last time you chuckled at one of its expansion trailers. That time it was taking a pop at MMOs; this time, it's survival games. Coffee Stain Studios has announced GoatZ*, a survival-themed DLC add-on that will be released this Thursday, May 7.

*If you don't get the reference, please cherish your innocence.

Here's the add-on's parodic feature list:

  • Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
  • Zombies that bug out. There s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we re not going to bother
  • You can craft anything in the world, as long as it s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
  • Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
  • A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
  • Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so

Goat Simulator: GoatZ will cost $5.

Apr 10, 2015
Daily Deal - Goat Simulator, 66% Off
Goat Simulator - Valve
Today's Deal: Save 66% on Goat Simulator!*

Look for the deals each day on the front page of Steam. Or follow us on twitter or Facebook for instant notifications wherever you are!

*Offer ends Sunday at 10AM Pacific Time
Mar 16, 2015
The goat from Goat Simulator could appear in Dota 2, with your help
Dota 2

You may think Goat Simulator is a lighthearted game about goats doing un-goatlike things, but it's actually a vehicle for a much more sinister ploy. Soon goats will takeover the virtual world. Instead of Minecraft Creepers there will be Minecraft goats. Instead of Final Fantasy Chocobos there will be Final Fantasy goats. Instead of Kevin Spacey there will be a goat. 

With the help of Goat Simulator devs Coffee Stain Studios, goats may soon feature in Dota 2 in the form of a courier. The twist is that users have to vote the goat in. If you want to be complicit in the goat takeover, you can vote here. 

If you need convincing (and you do), then here's a video. Just think this through carefully before casting your vote, okay? 

Mar 5, 2015
GOAT SIMULATOR PLUSHIE IS HERE!!!111.
Goat Simulator - Köttfärs


PRE ORDER HERE http://www.welovefine.com/9308-goat-simulator-plush-pre-purchase.html

IT EVEN HAS A VELCRO TONGUE
TELL YOUR MOM ASAP
CALL THE POLICE
SHIT IN A BAG
...