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Very Positive (19 reviews) - 84% of the 19 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (513 reviews) - 84% of the 513 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: May 7, 2015

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That’s right - you’ve found the ONLY SURVIVAL GAME ON STEAM that is NOT in Early Access!*

You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!

Key Features


  • Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
  • Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
  • You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
  • Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
  • A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
  • Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
  • Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Very Positive (19 reviews)
Overall:
Very Positive (513 reviews)
Recently Posted
Zade
Posted: August 18
am i the only one crashing on the lowest settings
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MisterGames231
Posted: August 16
GOOD:
-TRAILER
-WEAPONS
-CRAFTING!!
-EASTER EGG OF COFFE STAIN
BAD:
-TOO HIGH (PRICE)
-AI
-LENGUAGES
-1 IS FOR INFECT ONLY, U CANT DO WEIRD SONGS AGAIN!!!
-GOAT IS ALWAYS ZOMBIE
-WHERE ARE THE CRAFTING STATIONS!!!
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Bobbybibble
Posted: August 14
definetly better than dayz but still lacks in content
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Spirit of Madness
Posted: August 14
I love it :3
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da magic cow
Posted: August 13
i have this on my xbox 360 and it was fun but on this computer the game doesnot load i dont want to force you to fix the bug im just asking you to i hope you understand
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:PM: Lynx
Posted: August 13
I'm sorry... I just can't say I enjoyed this DLC as much as the base game... On the other hand, it was probably still worth the money...
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Stefneh
Posted: August 13
The continuation of the genre mockery.

I had written a review a while ago for this, I kept updating my review for the base game to include parts about their updates and DLCs, although they have updated the game so much that that review became way too long. So I am splitting it out, putting the DLC reviews to the DLC’s pages themselves. This is what I had to say about GoatZ at the time.

I was very surprised this time around that the new update wasn’t free. There was a slight bit of disappointment there but when I actually stopped to think about it, the devs have already expanded the game so much for free. I don’t blame them for asking for a small bit of money this time. 

This new DLC is an obvious mockery to the survival horror genre that’s just all over the damn place these days. It’s a funny concept and follows the MMO joke nicely.  I personally really enjoy this companies ability to point out the current game industry clichés, and roll with them in a comedic sense. I love to wonder about what they’ll do next.

Although I was pretty content and hadn’t much to say about the previous updates, there were a few things with GoatZ I felt were worth mentioning.

Throughout this whole game I have 100%ed it all the way (mainly because of an OCD tendency for achievements and I mean, I couldn’t go back now). In survival mode of GoatZ, this probably would have been impossible if not for the workshop mod to stop your hunger. Your goat is hungry every 2 minutes and you’re so busy just looking for food to survive that it’s pretty impossible to do anything else (you can play the map in “Before Breakout” and “After Breakout” mode, so before is an option). I just thought the hunger was a little excessive even though it’s an obvious joke within itself and there are still a number of things you actually need to do in survival mode if you’re looking to complete it. 

Using the “No Hunger” workshop mod I managed to re-100% the game. Although there were some very very tedious achievements this time around. Which were made a lot worse by how many times the game crashed whilst I was playing. “Craft every item in one game” – get to the last one, then it crashes. I wasn’t a happy bunny, that’s for sure. Looking back on it now, everything else seemed pretty straight forward. I understand that this game is one entire joke in itself, and that the low performance is probably supposed to add to said joke, but it would be nice to actually be able to play without it crashing at the very least. 

The references and humor has kept up throughout the whole thing and it’s always nice to see funny little references that I understand. It’s actually always nice to see more from these devs if I’m honest.

I would say overall the DLC is worth it despite all the things I moaned about. It’s still fun to mess around with in a none-serious fashion. Just prepare for a storm of frustrated sighing if you are wanting to 100% it. 

Either way, I look forward to their next expansion, whatever that may be.


TL;DR : More goats. Zombie goats. Lots of crashing. Great game. 10/10.


For anyone interested, My Review for the base game Goat Simulator:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Stefneh/recommended/265930
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kingofairkyle
Posted: August 12
good but wait for a sale
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Running-Target
Posted: August 10
Goat Simulator: Goatz is a DLC for Goat Simulator which is Joke game that simulates you playing a Goat. You can butt, kick and lick many things in the map, and you can run, jump and lay down as movements. It has several things that you can ride also. It is a physics sandbox map game, where you go to explore, manipulate and destroy objects. Has Steam achievements, some easy, some hidden and some hard. Very funny game, but has No story or dialog. Simillar to a certain Skateboarding game, where you get score for doing tricks and destroying stuff. Will be buggy, lots of clipping objects and getting stuck. Has Steam workshop with mods available.

Goat Simulator: Goatz adds the parodying of the zombie and survival RPGs genre and Dayz specifically. It adds some story and dialog, with quests to do. Several other vehicles for you to ride. It add some survival related rules and activities.

Buy it for a good laugh and to goof off for a few hours, but make sure you get it on Sale. I recommend the Goty Bundle on Sale, which has a DLC Soundtrack and 4 DLC that add a new themepark to play on, that parody some other popular game themes and adds reasons to play Goat sim for a couple hours each. Makes a good gift game.

For more info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--LBSm-BL6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMzZ5aQOK9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LFxWbvXFUY

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/01/goat-simulator-review

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/goat-simulator
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[RT]Phr0stY_D3mon
Posted: August 8
Goat Simulator: GoatZ is the second DLC to Goat Simulator and with that it adds quite a few new things. In this DLC we see the developers poking fun at DayZ, which was extremely hyped at the time. The DLC adds a new map to explore, new mechanics such as hunger and health, as well as zombies and more destruction.

Pros:
-Great parody of the DayZ game, with less bugs than the game it is making fun of
-Hunger and Health is an interesting new aspect to the game, making it a little bit more challenging to progress, yet not frustratingly so
-The soundtrack of this is pretty cool, and works with the theme of the DLC

Cons:
-It becomes a bit hard to obtain the achievements and survive, which could be frustrating to some players

This DLC is pretty well rounded, and worth a look if you enjoy the Goat Simulator series
7/10
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
Posted: August 13
The continuation of the genre mockery.

I had written a review a while ago for this, I kept updating my review for the base game to include parts about their updates and DLCs, although they have updated the game so much that that review became way too long. So I am splitting it out, putting the DLC reviews to the DLC’s pages themselves. This is what I had to say about GoatZ at the time.

I was very surprised this time around that the new update wasn’t free. There was a slight bit of disappointment there but when I actually stopped to think about it, the devs have already expanded the game so much for free. I don’t blame them for asking for a small bit of money this time. 

This new DLC is an obvious mockery to the survival horror genre that’s just all over the damn place these days. It’s a funny concept and follows the MMO joke nicely.  I personally really enjoy this companies ability to point out the current game industry clichés, and roll with them in a comedic sense. I love to wonder about what they’ll do next.

Although I was pretty content and hadn’t much to say about the previous updates, there were a few things with GoatZ I felt were worth mentioning.

Throughout this whole game I have 100%ed it all the way (mainly because of an OCD tendency for achievements and I mean, I couldn’t go back now). In survival mode of GoatZ, this probably would have been impossible if not for the workshop mod to stop your hunger. Your goat is hungry every 2 minutes and you’re so busy just looking for food to survive that it’s pretty impossible to do anything else (you can play the map in “Before Breakout” and “After Breakout” mode, so before is an option). I just thought the hunger was a little excessive even though it’s an obvious joke within itself and there are still a number of things you actually need to do in survival mode if you’re looking to complete it. 

Using the “No Hunger” workshop mod I managed to re-100% the game. Although there were some very very tedious achievements this time around. Which were made a lot worse by how many times the game crashed whilst I was playing. “Craft every item in one game” – get to the last one, then it crashes. I wasn’t a happy bunny, that’s for sure. Looking back on it now, everything else seemed pretty straight forward. I understand that this game is one entire joke in itself, and that the low performance is probably supposed to add to said joke, but it would be nice to actually be able to play without it crashing at the very least. 

The references and humor has kept up throughout the whole thing and it’s always nice to see funny little references that I understand. It’s actually always nice to see more from these devs if I’m honest.

I would say overall the DLC is worth it despite all the things I moaned about. It’s still fun to mess around with in a none-serious fashion. Just prepare for a storm of frustrated sighing if you are wanting to 100% it. 

Either way, I look forward to their next expansion, whatever that may be.


TL;DR : More goats. Zombie goats. Lots of crashing. Great game. 10/10.


For anyone interested, My Review for the base game Goat Simulator:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Stefneh/recommended/265930
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: August 10
Goat Simulator: Goatz is a DLC for Goat Simulator which is Joke game that simulates you playing a Goat. You can butt, kick and lick many things in the map, and you can run, jump and lay down as movements. It has several things that you can ride also. It is a physics sandbox map game, where you go to explore, manipulate and destroy objects. Has Steam achievements, some easy, some hidden and some hard. Very funny game, but has No story or dialog. Simillar to a certain Skateboarding game, where you get score for doing tricks and destroying stuff. Will be buggy, lots of clipping objects and getting stuck. Has Steam workshop with mods available.

Goat Simulator: Goatz adds the parodying of the zombie and survival RPGs genre and Dayz specifically. It adds some story and dialog, with quests to do. Several other vehicles for you to ride. It add some survival related rules and activities.

Buy it for a good laugh and to goof off for a few hours, but make sure you get it on Sale. I recommend the Goty Bundle on Sale, which has a DLC Soundtrack and 4 DLC that add a new themepark to play on, that parody some other popular game themes and adds reasons to play Goat sim for a couple hours each. Makes a good gift game.

For more info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--LBSm-BL6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMzZ5aQOK9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LFxWbvXFUY

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/01/goat-simulator-review

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/goat-simulator
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Recommended
Posted: August 14
I love it :3
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2,209 of 2,485 people (89%) found this review helpful
1,568 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: May 7, 2015
Less bugs than DayZ. And this is not a joke people: GoatZ is the first survival game in history that does not come out in Early Access!!!!!

9/10. I will give it 10/10 if the developer decides to update Brad Pitt into the game.
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1,322 of 1,488 people (89%) found this review helpful
1,415 people found this review funny
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Posted: May 8, 2015
I ate my campfire to prevent myself from starving.

10/10
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1,135 of 1,306 people (87%) found this review helpful
589 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: May 7, 2015
"First Survival Game NOT in Early Access" - So true...
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483 of 565 people (85%) found this review helpful
264 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: May 21, 2015
Still better than DayZ.
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554 of 659 people (84%) found this review helpful
361 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: May 7, 2015
At least this DLC isn't gonna be in alpha early access for the next 20 years
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548 of 667 people (82%) found this review helpful
352 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: May 7, 2015
less bugs than DayZ, do i need another reason to throw money at them?
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863 of 1,076 people (80%) found this review helpful
665 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: May 7, 2015
EDIT: Wrote original review while short on time, this edit will go more in-depth.

There's actually a lot of content in this DLC, as a goat I bought Windows 95, cooked meth, killed a zombie or two, headbutted a sheep, fell off the edge of the world, got my fortune told, became a talkshow host and drove a bumper car all in the space of five minutes. Oh, and starved to death about 50 times.

Being serious now, this DLC does a great job of parodying the Zombie Survival genre. Plenty of unlockables, a large map to explore, a crafting system that surpriseingly isn't crap, and of course, zombies. For those who don't want to play survival, the DLC includes a second map that takes place before the outbreak.

I actually liked this DLC more than the standalone version of DayZ.

10/10, would pay for again.
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