Blatantly copy pasted patch notes, as per usual!

* Added Boss Portraits for Bosses 270-300
* Added Lore for Bosses 290-300.
* Added 2 final Titans.
* Added COOKING, the final feature. Unlock it by killing Titan 10!
* Filled in some missing set bonuses for Space and Bread.
* THE END now exists.

I guess... you can beat NGU IDLE now.

feels surreal.

Love you all,

-4G

It's happening! (In a week!)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1433990/NGU_INDUSTRIES/

Discord server is also here if you want a special title that will be IMPOSSIBLE TO GET after Early Access Launches: https://discord.gg/BbWNm2kDGe

Hi All,

While I've been updating NGU Idle the last year or so, I've also been working on a sequel . And now it's gotten far enough to have a Store page!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1433990/NGU_INDUSTRIES/

This is a sequel to NGU Idle, taking place in the same, strange world, with a brand new set of Features to poke and toy around with. The main gameplay is focused on building and optimizing a factory to build an ever-growing chain of supplies, and of course to build a robot army to conquer the known NGUniverse!

If you like what you see, following or adding NGU INDUSTRIES to your wishlist would help me an awful lot c:

Because I'm trying to crunch this bad boy out, I will be taking a break on NGU Idle updates til around June. I hope you'll understand!

With Love,

4G

Hi hello friends,

I manage to stop eating chocolate long enough to drop a hot new update on you! From the patch notes:

* Added lore for Bosses 250ish to 270ish! That's a lot-ish of bosses.
* Added portraits for the above mentioned bosses!
* Added a new Adventure Zone!
* Added a new set of gear!
* Added some endgame upgrades!
* Added some Basic rewards for Sadistic Challenges (in the form of Mayo.)
* Added several big rewards for the Sadistic Troll Challenge! Including an idle-friendlier form of macguffins!
* Also some rewards for Blind Sadistic Challenge!
* Fixed a bug with Titan 12's respawn timer (it was a teensy bit too low.)
* Swapped out the Sellout Shop Sales!
* Added an EVEN LAZIER krissmuss event than last year's! Mark yourself as NAUGHTY or NICE and prepare to get trolled.
* THE END BREATHES DOWN YOUR NECK.


I think that's about it. It's an update. This is what the update did. Yup. that's it!

<3,

4G

Hey friends,

I rolled my face across my keyboard enough times and got lucky enough that it compiled into a new update for you all!

Here be the patch notes:

* Added 26 new Card Arts, along with some new card names! Yes, I wrote Arts in plural. I like Arts.
* Added a special new card that maybe spawns after Sadistic....? Very spooky.
* Added Several new unlockable player portraits.
* Added some previously-missing set completion bonuses.
* Added a secret new Hack!
* Added a secret-er Blood Spell!
* You will now Autokill Exile with 24 manual kills.
* Fixed some issues with bonuses to Idle Attack's power which also TLDR; means idle attack is a bit stronger at the start.
* Added a couple sadistic challenge rewards :).
* Added the final move, Move 69. How do you unlock it? Simply go )W=SUs^%dre^&*(7# and then you have it!
* New Sales in, Old Sales out, the usual.
* I'm gonna go eat 2 entire hotdogs after writing these patch notes.
* THE END DRAWS NEARER.


Now eating 2 entire hotdogs,
-4G

Hey all,

So the world's still on fire, but that's okay because I've made a COOL and SILLY update containing ducks! That makes everything better, right?

Shamelessly copy-pasting the patch notes here:

* Added ducks.
* Added 3 new adventure zones onto the endgame.
* Added TITAN 12. What is the Titan, you ask? Git gud and find out yourself!
* Quack.
* Added Story for bosses 224-248, which only appears on the SADISTIC difficulty.
* Added portraits for bosses 224-248, and the corresponding Adventure zones.
* Quack!
* Added X new perks, Y new Quirks, and Z new Wishes, where X, Y and Z are some number >= 1. I'm too lazy to count.
* Wish 192's speed was increased as per user whining - I mean requests. c:
* Added items 453-505 - Over 50 new items! A few are not technically unlockable yet, but will be in time ;)
* Quaaaaaaaaack.
* Added the beginning of the end.
* Added 4 new unlockable player portraits!
* New Sales, of course!
* QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!

Hope you enjoy the story and new content dump!

Love,

4G

Hello friends!

I just got off the toilet after about 5 weeks straight, which means... a new update!

Patch notes blatantly copy-pasted here:

* If you didn't know already, NGU IDLE was my first crack at coding something big, and to both learn how to code in C# and use the Unity Engine. That NGU IDLE has turned into an actual game on Steam, should be an insult to competent coders everywhere.
* TLDR; There's a lot of dumb, weird bugs and other things that could use fixing/improving so here I am, doing that! *NOTABLE* changes include:
* Upgrades that improve the ratio of converting boost into the Infinity cube now work on filtered boosts.
* Turned two non-working macguffins into something smarter and sexier.
* Watermelon buffed from 25=> 30 base seed reward.
* Fixed card recycle bonus being better than it should have been (RIP)
* Fixed THE BEAST being set to V2 for new files.
* Added a tooltip to insult you when you try to yeet a protected Card.
* Fixed BAE's bonus accessory drop rate being way too low.
* Fixed a bug with beards + Diggers that created negative gold gain - This removed a setting in the settings menu, but I replaced it with a positive affirmation :)
* The Pineapple returns.
* Added offline Infinity Cube boost calculations! When you go offline, *MATH* will be done to give you some extra boost to your Infinity cube when you come back. Yay.
* Offline ITOPOD and Titan kills now properly factor in Red Liquid's set bonus. It also applies to idle Questing!
* Added special Challenge rewards to challenges in Evil difficulty that were missing some! 100 Level challenge, No Equipment Challenge, and No Augs challenge affected!
* (Hopefully) Fixed several CHONKY Adventure logs that took up 2 lines and messed up the formatting.
* Fixed Bestiary entries being incorrectly locked for some players
* Added a small smattering of endgame-ish quirks, perks and wishes to gnaw on for a bit.
* Added a ~sneak preview~, available as a Wish.
* Fixed the ordering of the 200 EXP and 500 EXP buy in the Sellout Shop.
* Rotated Sellout Shop sales! Save somewhat noticable amounts of AP on several new things!
<3,

4G

Hello friends!

Here's another update where i slapped my keyboard around a few times with my real human hands and content came out the other end. Patch notes are:

* Added a bunch of bonus Accessories to loot! You'll find a lot of shiny new stuff to plunder in a lot of earlier zones to expand the variety of accessories you can slap onto yourself!
* (ENDGAME SPOILERS BEGIN NOW)
* Added a series of quirks for cards in the endgame.
* Also added a couple wishes, for the same purpose!
* Tweaked a couple later accessories to keep balance with the new arrivals.
* Added one final, really sellouty accessory slot for AP. Only Evil+ players can buy it. I literally can't add any more - the pain is over! The FINAL final Accessory slot will go to something... much more trolly.
* Also switched up the sales which I really should have done last patch, I'm sorry :C
* KONGREGATE ONLY: I had to reduce the rate the game autosaves to cloud to every 60 mins instead of 40. Sorry if that's a inconvenience :c
* Switched up some sales because I definitely did not forget to do it last patch.
* Fixed some really minor but obvious dumb bugs I made from my dumb stupid dumb coding. 4G is a dumb.

<3,

4G

Hi frens,

4G here again to poop out a lovely update for you, this time focus was put on extending the available adventure zones and a whopping 34 bosses of DEEP LORE.

Patch notes are as follows:

* (ENDGAME SPOILERS STILL IN EFFECT OF COURSE)
* Added Story for bosses 201=>224 - only unlocked in Sadistic mode! Spoooky.
* Added TITAN 11 to the game? What is it? It's... a thing!
* Added boss Portraits for the newly storied-up bosses and Titan! Thanks, Musluk!
* Removed a massive A/D nerf in sadistic to bend to game's balance to my will.
* Added 3 new Zones to the game! They appear after Titan 10 and continue the progression from there.
* Added 40ish new items to the game! They go along with the new zones, of course.
* Added about 14 new Wishes to the game - more card tiers woooo!!
* Also buffed a few things to a lesser extent - number and blood hacks, A/D cards, drop chance cards....
* There were bugs, they were crushed.
* Added more love <3

Hey all, small update this time - just to clean up some small bugs from the new feature and to add to it a bit more.

Patch notes are being copy pasted.... now!

* (ENDGAME SPOILERS STILL IN EFFECT OF COURSE)
* Buffed a few card bonuses either slightly or moderately - this applies to all FUTURE cards made.
* Added more card upgrades - Better Tagging, which improves the effect that tagging gives, and Recycle bonuses for yeeting cards - yeeted cards can advance the card/chonker spawn timer or even award mayo progress!
* Added tooltips when casting or yeeting a card, telling you what the heck happened!
* You can now set your custom pow/bar/cap purchases to 0, if you want.
* Fixed some bugs, most notable of which was the chonker spawn timer not using the card speed effect. Whoopsie-doodle.
* Oh, and a bug on Kongregate where the new pack gave the AP value instead of the actual heart for the wrong reasons.
* Added some new bugs, probably.
* Added more Flavour Text in the Bestiary, woo!

<3,

4G