The game has an option called "Roundabutt."

tis gane toigt me tyumg

Was expected beastiality porn, instead got a pile of garbage. Still better than CoD.

This game makes me hard.

This game is like playing Deus Ex, but with brain damage. While high. Still better than CoD.

The terrorist rat reminds me of my father.

This game makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver. Still better than CoD.

This makes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ripe.