Mom? Help, I lost my brainal virginity to a game!

And it still has a better community than FnaF...

Story of my life.

I could make a joke about this, or you could hurry your tits up and buy it, because you ****ing need it.

Yo Alan, while you're stuck in there and all... Can you write 50 shades of BATPOOL for me please? Expecting a hot girl at my door any second now...

The Van Hellsing game that never was, that also has nothing to do with Van Hellsing.

It's safe to reccomend this now right? Okay good. HYPE TRAIN BEYATCHES!

CS:GOTF2CoDBF:HLBL2

Wow edgyness, wow, cannot handle the edgy, very edgy, mature, wow. Seriously, I was more edgy than this at age 12.

The poor mans Witcher 3: Wild Hunt