"Maybe being seen by so many people has helped you grow..."

"How can you be a functioning member of society and not know Magic Monsters!?"

"I'd like to borrow the restroom" / "if you love her so much, why don't you just keep her for yourself?"

"it's unusual for a human to actually enjoy suffering, huh?" / "Shame is very spicy. It's one of the best spices! Please don't forget that embarrassing feeling!"

"It's life or death-or rather-"sex" or death."