“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli! Well, you play as a guy getting bodyswapped with a loli, but there's still a loli right there regardless of who's in her!”

“"The reason Halo Beats is the ultimate rhythm game is because you play it with not one, but TWO hands!" Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring some really cute lolis!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring some really cute lolis! Quack!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli and a hundred animals!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli! You don't play as her, but she'll help you every step of the way as you make cute postcards together!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring some really cute lolis!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli! Go for the legendary 9-year old wife ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Friends detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a bunch of cute Friends! ”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for featuring some cute loli ninjas! Nin nin!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli! ”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring some really cute lolis!”

“Cunny detected! This game is graded an A+ for starring a really cute loli!”