Booted it up for “five minutes.” Four hours later, I’m commanding chaos, my coffee’s cold, and my GPU’s crying. 10/10—humanity’s doomed but I’m having a blast!

Bubsy: The Purrfect Collection nails it—if “it” is input delay so huge I could knit a sweater before Bubsy jumps. More like The Purrfect Catastrophe. 🐾

Saints Row The Third Remastered: where chaos meets fashion. I suplexed a granny, fought a tiger, and ran over myself with a tank… in 4K. 10/10 would cause city-wide insurance claims again.

Borderlands 4 feels like a fever dream where guns grow legs, scream insults, and run off. 10/10—finally a game that understands my need for explosive therapy and dumb hats.

Dying Light: The Beast turns parkour into pure chaos—it's like Spider-Man got rabies and a gym membership. 10/10 would yeet zombies off rooftops again. 🧟‍♂️💪

BeamNG.drive: where cars become origami in slow motion and physics is both your best friend and worst enemy. 8/10. I crashed 500 times and loved every second.

Super Meat Boy Forever is like slamming your face into a wall—painful, relentless, yet somehow addictive. 9/10. Would rage, cry, and fist-pump again.

Lara raids more tombs, punches more bears, and somehow still has flawless hair in a snowstorm. 9/10 — lost a point because I can’t climb like her in real life.

The window doesn't scale, and there is no option to adjust sound levels. The idea for the game is a good little time passer but due to the issues I just listed, I can't recommend this just yet.

Just Cause 3 is a 7/10 boom-fest where Rico grapples everything but the plot, explosions solve most problems, and physics took a vacation. Fun chaos, but occasionally runs out of fuel.