“yeah the game s free but only if you want to look like a looser ”

“roll a 15 to acquire dome. 1. try again. 4. try again. 13.\ no dome this evening. comer back tomorrow”

“my penis has gotten sucked into the boner anomaly”

“you think u know what u are? a man? no you are uch more than that my friend. you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robojester”

“grind yuor bones into dust/. our final thrust is thus. tunas swim”

“"i have to kill, bugs." - Pvt. Parts before having his private parts publicly parted by three chargers and a sstalker”

“nothing like a fine plate of meat, fresh from the wall.”

“shoot flying bastards as any uh uh uh gay regime from the uh old any of the nations from donkey kong yeaghb just pla”

“now this is a real man™ game. capture some big monsters so that they are immobile and then ♥♥♥♥ em. P.S. This game will take your whole family forever and you will never see them again”