„yeah the game s free but only if you want to look like a looser “

„nothing like a fine plate of meat, fresh from the wall.“

„grind yuor bones into dust/. our final thrust is thus. tunas swim“

„shoot flying bastards as any uh uh uh gay regime from the uh old any of the nations from donkey kong yeaghb just pla“

„roll a 15 to acquire dome. 1. try again. 4. try again. 13.\ no dome this evening. comer back tomorrow“

„i have had to poop for 5 minutes but i don't want to miss this cutscene“

„"i have to kill, bugs." - Pvt. Parts before having his private parts publicly parted by three chargers and a sstalker“

„my character is a big sexy lizard man in a corset who kills bastards with holy fire so it's the only mmo“

„i doubt you could even iMen™agine it. that which comMen™ded the stars... giving Men™ its fullest brilliance... the eldMen™ ring... oh eldMen™ ring. Shattered. by soMen™one... or soMen™thing“