« Decent mechanics but I would have preferred a more direct story, rather than having to infer it from the level environments. »

« Pretty but short (less than an hour), and the pathing is very rough - I think I spent more time moving around than collecting the hidden objects. »

« Needs a faster fast forward, and has a few annoyances if you're trying to get Expert achievements - but the normal gameplay is fun and well designed. »

« Gameplay is one-note: click and wait. Click and wait for your worker to craft, to sell, to shop, to explore. The grindy lack of depth destroys my soul. »

« Better than a lot of match-three combat games, but a little bit too easy once you're used to the mechanics. Also requires leveling up to beat the game. »

« 10 minutes of electrical socket orgies and sexual innuendo. Zero replayability. Pass. »

« Earning enough gold for a high-end ship type takes an incredibly long time. Good battles but the questing is bland and trading isn't designed well. »

« The graphical style really put me off - instant flipping tiles are obscured by smoke while your vampires are still running around at a rapid pace. »