«Hey sports gamers, we heard you like "NOT gambling" in your sports games so we went ahead and took most of the sports out, to give you what we KNOW you all want! More not gambling!!!This is a gambling simulation game (with basketball on the side).»

«In a charming world full of adventure and mystery, embark on a thrilling adventure in Knighty Night! Solve puzzles! Discover new areas! Face unique enemies! Fight powerful bosses! Can you survive the night? Play Now!»

«The legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!»

«Joust with Jetpacks! Classic Arcade action packed mayhem! Destroy your friends! (or just bop them on top of the head) Climb to the top of the global leaderboard! Knocked out of the round? That's okay, just become a saw blade, or a freakin' laser and seek your revenge!»

«Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!»

«Manage a party of personalities on epic (and goofy) quests. Swipe right on who you like. Swipe left on who you don't. Watch out for liars and be careful how you spend your gold! Of course there's plenty of exciting encounters along the way. Can you keep everyone happy while turning a nice profit?»