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"The legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!"

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"Manage a party of personalities on epic (and goofy) quests. Swipe right on who you like. Swipe left on who you don't. Watch out for liars and be careful how you spend your gold! Of course there's plenty of exciting encounters along the way. Can you keep everyone happy while turning a nice profit?"