Dear Everybody,

There's this one intense kid who completely refuses to follow the smallest Steam Camp rule. He won't even participate in the morning self-criticism sessions they started having this year. When he takes a break from glaring silently at the counselors long enough to say something to us, it's always about a plan to "bust out of this camp". Long story short: they made his parents come pick him up about four seconds after today's picture was taken, so I guess the plan worked. Anyway, even though archery's permanently cancelled, there's a ton of other excellent activities and prizes left, so I gotta go.

Wolverines!

Sir Roderick

Dear Everybody,

At last night's talent show, I went on after the spooky Italian kid. You never know what that guy's thinking, so I was worried he'd do something amazing. Luckily, all he did was slice a watermelon in two and walk off the stage. I went out to start my act, but then - kind of unluckily - it turned out the kid had only left the stage to get a running start. He came booking back in, sprinted a hundred feet straight up the curtain, dived off a ceiling beam, and landed head first in a half a watermelon. They ended the contest right there, but the counselors still let me juggle quietly for a few minutes while they gave this lunatic his prize. Speaking of which, there's a ton of prizes and new activities for non-spooky, non-lunatics at Steam Camp today!

Your pal,

Sir Roderick

Dear Everybody,

Remember last year when I said the food here at Steam Camp couldn't get any worse? Well, I'm officially retracting that statement. All I'm gonna say is we were a lot better off when the mystery meat was still a mystery. Still, Cyl says who needs food when there're so many great new things to do every day? He's right! But only about the awesome activities. Please send a care package because I'm literally starving.

Your pal,

Sir Roderick