Look! A ranking of the 50 best RPGs on PC. I know, you never asked for this, but here it is. It is 100 percent correct, we double-checked. The RPG is a broad and deep sea and fishing out the best games from its characterful waters is no easy task. But we are capable fishers on the good ship RPS, and know when to humanely throw back a tiddler or fight to heave up a monster. Enough of this salty metaphor. Here are the 50 best RPGs you can play on PC today.
Old Nate’s Basement of Curiosity might be temporarily closed for renovation, but life and death never stop in Dwarf Fortress. The eternal architects of halfling misery have decided that, despite the rampant bloodbaths, disease, revolt and starvation, there simply weren’t enough shady dealings going on down the mines. It’s crime time, baby – “villainous networks and investigations” are heading to the eternally obtuse management sim
Dwarf Fortress might be the most interesting game ever made. It might even be the best. But it s certainly not the most accessible. It looks weird, its control scheme appears to be lifted from some sort of alien church organ, and a good proportion of its features are in fact collisions between the many, many bugs that have sprung up in its thirteen-year development history. There s a more user-friendly version of the game coming to Steam at some point, but with its release date listed as time is subjective , that might not be imminent.
But even if you re not keen to jump into the game as it stands, don t worry. The secret of Dwarf Fortress is that it s actually a weird story generator disguised as a management game, so games are just as fun to read about, as they are to play. And luckily for you, I ve been chronicling one such game since the start of the year. It s an epic tale of obsession, hubris and eagle intestines, and given that it s just finished its first 23-episode season (so I can go and meet the game s creator on stage at PAX West), now s the perfect time to read the story so far. You ll find every chapter linked below.