“Sir Whoopass has never been subtle, but now he’s downright expressive. The WholeAss Emote Pack adds ridiculous gestures, awkward flexes, and forgotten dances—perfect for mocking foes, baffling friends, or dramatically hurling yourself into the dirt.”

“Sir Whoopass isn’t alone anymore – he’s bringing Chill Dude and 9 wild friends! From reverse mermaids to soul-sucking eco-warriors, this skin pack adds glorious nonsense to your co-op mayhem. This Skin pack contains 10 outrageous outfits to max out your Whoopening style!”

“WARNING: This game contains puns, dad jokes, flappy-bird-like-arcade-minigames, breaking of the 4th wall and jabs directed at tryhard-overly-serious-RPGS. Do not play if you hate FUN or would not like to strap in for a Hilarious quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™.”