"You’ve been chosen to colonize new planets for two reasons : you’ve built weapons using 2 paperclips and a booger and you know how to use a deca-shotgun. So gather your friends, farm your land, build your defenses and put that deca-shotgun to good use defending your dome generator."

"Challenge your friends or face off against clumsy bots in frenetic multiplayer arena battles! Harness unique abilities, customize your member with an array of hilarious accessories, and dominate the arena. Get ready for a wild ride of phallic mayhem unlike anything you've experienced before!"