“Challenge your friends in a naval battle of steering, pushing and shooting. Keep your ship on-screen and avoid crashing with land to survive. Up to 8 players.”

“Can a video game convey a flavor?”

“How many lives will your ignorance ruin?”

“The higher you climb, the bigger the fall.”

“A different game every 10 seconds!”

“Are you The Rightful King™ or just a filthy peasant? The sword is waiting for you to lift it, but it gets longer and heavier each time some else succeeds...”