«an endless gay road trip through an apocalyptic wasteland! 3-player co-op! eat burgers, pop pills, slam soda, inhale donuts! collect lost souls and trade them for cute outfits! kiss your girlfriends to share life energy! fend off enemies, navigate minefields, outrun the storm, try not to explode!»

«A surreal 3D platformer about a marble girl named Jessica. Roll around, explore the multiverse, hack computers, dodge lasers, and eat cake!»

«Probably the most colorful horror game you've ever played. Hide from moaning disembodied eyeballs while facing existential dread, ambient music, and alternative medicine.»