“Five spooky familiars for your taskbar: Vlad the vampire, Merlin the wizard, Hazel the broom-riding witch, Alucard the tiny dracula, and Gloom, who is mostly glowing red eyes. Cosmetic cat coats for Taskbar Cat Club: they walk, climb, nap, and haunt your desktop while you work.”

“Six new coats for the club, and every one of them is extremely round. Void, Mocha, Pumpkin, Willow, Dapper, and Marshmallow stroll, snack, meow, and nap on your taskbar like the rest of the club, with a little extra wobble. Adopt as many as your screens can hold.”

“The club's founding members: nine real cats, lovingly digitized into pixel taskbar companions. S'mores, Leonard, Pastrami, Basil, Garth, Wayne, and Cat join your bar, and every future founder we digitize is added to this pack free. Buy once, support the club, adopt them all.”