“Cincinnati. Porkopolis. This city is a mess, Dunderbeck. Your job is to fight that mess, build with that mess and - I'm sorry to say - eat that mess. It's a dirty job, but that's how the sausage is made.”

“Typing Simulator is not a game, it's the future. Learn to type. Get fast. High scores, leader-boards and speed running, all in VR.”

“Do you like hot dogs? How about horseshoes? Hand grenades? (everyone likes hand grenades) Anyway, we've got all that, and guns. SO MANY GUNS. So if you like ordnance, meat, and far too many groan-worthy puns, this is the VR sandbox game for you.”