“All new employees must pass the course if you wish to become a full fledged Pizza Pups Multidimensional Pizzeria Delivery Employee. Please make sure to provide a valid multiversal drivers license upon test start.”

“Do you ever want to revisit the good old days of bouncing screen savers? Well not only can you do that you can also add whatever images you'd like to it, customize its background to whatever you'd want it to be, and even play around with them as you brain blast your last few brain cells!”