Spending over 10 bucks on an indie platformer is fine as long as it's something I played when I was 12

It's a game that goes down smooth, like a well-aged bottle of Ape Escape. Light, fragrant, high alcohol content.

A solid, simple shooter with great visuals. You can almost feel the heat radiating from your gun. Wait... I think that's my CPU.

If you're a Star Trek fan, I'm not really sure where else you can go right now, I'm sorry.

Tactical Hat Simulator. It's free so whatever.

The only good thing in the franchise since the Aliens movie.

Encounters with Aliens without the Anal Probes

Exactly like F-zero, but really slow and realistic, and there is no racing involved.

Global conquest without getting shot

Wow, what the hell is even going on?