Because excalibur likes it in the butt

A really sad game that will make you want to eat chocolate truffles. Choose your story as you grow attached to the characters you control. 7/M8TI

Garbage game you buy for your friends to get a laugh from but realize you have no more friends left. SO WORTH IT. You will totally regret it. 7.8/10

Brilliant, chaotic platformer with lots of charm from the creators of Castle Crashers. Wreck your teamates or work together (boring) as you punch cats.

Street Fighter with 2 buttons. Enjoy intense gameplay while beating a guy named Evan. Tons of charcters to try out as you kick to victory. Get it. 2/5

Mario Kart with running. Enjoy the fun gameplay while beating a guy named Evan. Tons of celebrity characters to grapple you way to victory! Get it. 1/10

Amazing modding support in a very appreciated game. Anime? got lots of that! Gaben? he kills you! Crash Bandicoot? you get a nostalgic campaign! 8/M8TI

Destiny ripoff with lots of fun gameplay and memorable characters to make silly fanfictions with. Don't search up pics of Moxxi tho. winkwink

The best wallpaper you ever bought. Rumors say that steam codes were hidden in the game for Half-Life 3, but were scrapped as players went missing.

Case Opening Simulator 2015. Ever tried gambling? Grab this on sale and spend your birthday money on cases til you get back 0.01% of what you spend.