Another intro in the Fallout series! Bethesda went out of its way to up the ante and another settlement needs our help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

Undertale is a game that gives you a lot of options. Kill. Don't kill. Pet dogs. Date skeletons. In fact, the only choice you don't get is YOU WILL CRY.

It's been 45 days. What does my family look like? Am I wearing a diaper? Have I grown a beard?! Just like Geralt... in real time... oh, look, Witcher 3.

Fallout 3 is pretty awesome. Once you look past the bugs, you have a post-apocalyptic playground of fun and destruction. We also REALLY hate Mirelurks.

What?! What do you mean Bubisoft is going bankrupt?! Looks like it's time to make us a Bioshart 8, team! After a 2.5, there's nowhere to go but up, eh?

Experience what it feels like to be a horrible person. Depending on how you look at it. Art is subjective, okay?! Glory to Arstotzka. Papers, please...

Nostalgia is a cruel mistress. She makes us xenophobic, whiny, and constanly bitter about new IPs. This game is proof that nostalgia is sometimes good.

Okay, imagine Assassin's Creed, but you can do really freaky stuff with your mind... Er, bad comparison. Look, this game's fun. The rats are aggressive.

Okay, we often post comedic recommendations, but this game is quite beautiful. It's sad, fun, and great for all you puzzle-solving history geeks. PUPPY!

It's like Skyrim, but with farting. And foul-mouthed children. And government conspiracies. And Taco Bell. And anal probing. And Facebook. And Canada...