Can you not build brothels? fun fact (unrelated): george washington was the worst general in the history of generals, but ok lets glorify the idiot in history textbooks no wonder there are shootings

It's ok I guess. Gameplay < Plot

Porno mags are used as currency.

- No penguins - Team leaves early - TK happens still + It's a FPS I guess it's ok

You can buy a nude patch so you see boobs. 10/10

Don't buy this. Just because it has tetrominos (or something like that) doesn't mean it's good.

A dystopia centered around Communism. Look up 'checkpoint charlie' on wikipedia and that's what this is.

I think an atheist wrote the story. I'm not joking :^). A typical puzzle game with beautiful art.

It has Tesla-inspired gadgets that you find as you progress, what more could you want as a bunch of nerds?

It's a sidescrolling (ish) shooter where you shoot things in your way. Like a modern Asteroids.