«12 year old meme perfection. 10/10»

«I didn't know Corpsegrinder developed a game. 07/10»

«More Run Into Each Other and Hope for the Best Squares, but I'll take anything at this point. 06/10»

«Just looking at that Abubo physique makes me want to slather him in oil. 10/10»

«Waaaaaarriors, come out to jaaaank. 05/10»

«Did you know sky chickens are free? I have 68,438,875,346,201 chickens. 07/10»

«Got to beat a giant mutant chicken to death with a phone. It's a Halloween miracle. 10/10»

«Ah man you've got me conflicted. While this looks like a real bop, I never want to get another splinter again. Nearly mutilated my thumb to unrecognizability the last time I had to remove one. 06/10»

«Stone hands is just as godlike in feudal Japan as it is in modern times. 09/10»

«Whooooaaa, Tennistronic bro *surfer hand gesture*. 06/10»