“So much raw sweaty combat. The dragon isn't the only one who climaxed. 10/10”

“I like this guy. Unlike Batman he ain't afraid of ending a mf'er who needs ended. 10/10”

“Quite the gimmick you're running here. Cold cocking randos, then charging them for resuscitation. I respect the hustle. 07/10”

“Really distilling the act of combat into simple colors and shapes. 06/10”

“Finally, a title that delivers exactly what was promised. 08/10”

“A little to the left is often the difference between a sick knockout and an embarrassing whiff. 06/10”

“I consider myself morally above summoning dragons to deal with my problems my fists can't solve, but I applaud the option being available. 08/10”

“When the salmon see me in my gaiters throwing uppercuts as I enter the water, they know death is imminent. Ignore that I've been disqualified from every fishing tournament I've entered. 08/10”

“Mavis Beacon meets Terrifier. 08/10”

“No Mai no buy- oh wait there she is. 10/10”