A careful analysis of this game's update history reveals that the development team is employed by a government run charity for mentally disabled people to give them jobs.

Recruit dongs for your party. Fight dongs with other dongs. Dong/Dong would dong again.

Dino Dongs! ...with guns?

Get your Donger on

Dong fighting

You can land a dong on Minmus

Flying Dongs

Dongs everywhere

Many dongs were had.