This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy, oh my gosh... MY penis really loves this game, buy it and give me your money so I can afford more heroin.

IF you want some sexy ♥♥♥♥♥ you play this game.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy this great game and play it or I'll follow you home and touch your dog in innappropriate places

Buy this game or you're inferior.

Buy it or you're an inferior species.

Wow, a game, so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ original. 0/10, never even played.

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This is a very ♥♥♥♥ game. All you do in it is slay monsters.

A game where ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aren't fat, and they can do stuff.