People die, people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die, and it's sad. But that's war. You'll see messed up stuff. For example, help the kids, or keep your supplies. Bummer.

It's made by Dontnod, why the hell doesn't everyone have it? Besides, they are incredibly accurate with the main character's butt texture...

This game is pointless, and hard. Really damn hard.

AKA: Having Feelings for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shapes

This game consumed my life, ripped my beating heart out, and I thanked it with a playful bleat.

Welcome to: Make Gravity Your ♥♥♥♥♥ 101

Because I can't beat prostitutes with a pink dildo in real life.

It's subtitle is "Just the Tip", why don't you own it yet?

This game made Nathaniel Rutherford scream like a 4 year old, so buy it.

Because I can't bust Bradyn's balls in half in real life.