They make you pay money, for something that makes you pay more money, that will eventually make you pay more money. Did I mention the conga lines?

This is a game where you do not get hacked by doors.

This is a game where you get hacked by doors.

It's like Batman with cars. What? They already did that? Not on pc they didn't.

It's like skyrim with guns, it just works.

There is a leaf blower that shoots dildos.

The game where you can play as a space racist and encounter a droid that is even more racist than you.

The multi-player in this game STILL holds up...If only the servers were still up.

Best stealth action since hiding in a box. I actually quite like this game.

There is a dragon at the end, and it needs more cheese.